Adam Sandler Lyrics
Stan and Judy's Kid
7 Foot Man Chords and Tabs
Chanukah Song Part II Time to take out the menorah Put on your Yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate...
Cool Guy 1 SEAN: Ooh baby, you looking good. GIRL: Thanks sean. SEAN: you got it going on strong, baby. S...
Cool Guy 2 -{The Sounds of waves crashing}- SEAN: This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach w...
Cool Guy 3 -{Sean pouring champagne}- SEAN: Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Baby I have to tell you, you looking ...
Cool Guy 4 -{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}- SEAN: What's your name, baby? GIRL #4: Desiree. SEAN: ...
Cool Guy 5 -{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}- GIRL #5: Hey, honey. SEAN: S'up baby? looking all sm...
Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) He said he’d be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It’s too cold outside To wait for my ride ...
Hot Water Burn Baby Ryan, tomorrow's the big day your mom's coming home with your new baby sister "baby sister"...
Inner Voice I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sis...
She Comes Home to Me Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to bo...
The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie Peter: Holy shit, this boat is sweet Uncle Donnie Uncle Donnie: Oh you like it, do ya? Al: Its fucki...
Welcome My Son Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to be the one who brought you this way I love you wit...
What's Your Name?
Cordurory Blues Performed by Adam Sandler When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake...
Dancin' and Pantsin' Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, Frank Coraci, and Bob Glaub When I was a yo...
Four Years Old Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm n...
Listenin' To The Radio Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosa...
Listenin' To The Radio Chords and Tabs
Moyda Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice...
Pickin' Daisies Performed by Adam Sandler, Alan Covert, and Jon Rosenberg 6 What's the matter honey, are you not fe...
Red Hooded Sweatshirt Performed by Adam Sandler and I. Maxtone-Graham My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest...
Red Hooded Sweatshirt Chords and Tabs
Sweat Beatrice Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Hanging with my sweet amour She came out...
The Goat Song Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Mike Thompson I am a simple goat I live...
The Lonesome Kicker Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Teddy Castellucci What's your name? Me,...
The Lonesome Kicker Chords and Tabs
The Respect Chant Performed by Adam Sandler, Don Heffington, and V. Gervickas Respect Respect You gotta show the fuck...
Voodoo Performed by Adam Sandler, Alan Covert, and Jon Rosenburg A 1, A 2, A 1, 2 voodoo. ADAM: This son...
Zittly Van Zittles Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Bob Glaub Well I had myself a girlfrien...
They're All Gonna Laugh At You
Assistant Principal's Big Day
Performed by Adam Sandler
[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty, ...
At a Medium Pace Performed by Adam Sandler Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close ...
Buddy Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows, Tim Herlihy, and Robert Smigel ...
Fatty McGee Performed by Adam Sandler, David Spade, Tim Herlihy, Steve Koren, and Tim Meadows [Typical library ...
Food Innuendo Guy Performed by Adam Sandler Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I...
I'm So Wasted Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] Joe: "...
Lunchlady Land "This is a song uhh, about the high school experience� "Sung through the eyes of the per...
Lunchlady Land Chords and Tabs
Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: "...
My Little Chicken Performed by Adam Sandler When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I ...
Oh Mom... Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, ...
Right Field Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Herlihy, and Steve Koren Russel: [Shouting] "Com...
Teenage Love On The Phone Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Covert Richie: "So ya doin' good?" Samantha: "Ya...
The Beating of a High School Bus Driver Performed by Adam Sandler "And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kid...
The Beating of a High School Janitor "And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All...
The Beating of a High School Science Teacher Performed by Rob Schneider "And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."...
The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher Performed by Adam Sandler "And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." ...
The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions Performed by Adam Sandler and Conan O' Brien : "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of...
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with...
The Cheerleader Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren [Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [With annoying feminin...
The Longest Pee Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider [Line of people talking] "Hey man, let me in the...
The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler "They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanks...
Toll Booth Willie Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Meadows, David Spade, Steve Koren, Tim Herlihy, and Ma...
At a Medium Pace Performed by Adam Sandler Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close ...
Buddy Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows, Tim Herlihy, and Robert Smigel ...
Fatty McGee Performed by Adam Sandler, David Spade, Tim Herlihy, Steve Koren, and Tim Meadows [Typical library ...
Food Innuendo Guy Performed by Adam Sandler Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I...
I'm So Wasted Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] Joe: "...
Lunchlady Land "This is a song uhh, about the high school experience� "Sung through the eyes of the per...
Lunchlady Land Chords and Tabs
Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: "...
My Little Chicken Performed by Adam Sandler When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I ...
Oh Mom... Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, ...
Right Field Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Herlihy, and Steve Koren Russel: [Shouting] "Com...
Teenage Love On The Phone Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Covert Richie: "So ya doin' good?" Samantha: "Ya...
The Beating of a High School Bus Driver Performed by Adam Sandler "And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kid...
The Beating of a High School Janitor "And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All...
The Beating of a High School Science Teacher Performed by Rob Schneider "And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."...
The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher Performed by Adam Sandler "And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." ...
The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions Performed by Adam Sandler and Conan O' Brien : "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of...
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with...
The Cheerleader Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren [Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [With annoying feminin...
The Longest Pee Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider [Line of people talking] "Hey man, let me in the...
The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler "They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanks...
Toll Booth Willie Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Meadows, David Spade, Steve Koren, Tim Herlihy, and Ma...
What The Hell Happened To Me?
Crazy Love
Performed by Adam Sandler and Lisa Mordente
Transcribed by The Brave Raven.
Adam: You don't mind ...
Crazy Love Chords and Tabs
Dip Doodle Performed by Adam Sandler Transcribed by The Brave Raven. Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipst...
Dip Doodle Chords and Tabs
Do It For Your Mama Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, Jon, Katie, and Brooks Arthur J.N.: "I can make a big...
Joining The Cult Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Transcribed by Big Brother. [Sounds of Basketball being shot a...
Memory Lane Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, and Allen Transcribed by a fan M1: "Hey, it's great...
Mr. Bake-O Performed by Adam Sandler Transcribed by The Brave Raven. I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV ...
Ode To My Car Performed by Adam Sandler Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pil...
Ode To My Car Chords and Tabs
Respect Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat Over And Over] ...
Sex Or Weight Lifting [Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street qui...
Steve Polychronopolous - "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer ...
The Adventures Of The Cow Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, and Randi Transcribed by a fan "And now a cow at bat in the...
The Chanuka Song Performed by Adam Sandler "Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs ...
The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]: So why don't you tell me...
The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how...
The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [M...
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon Contributed by Chris Durkin Adam: And the now the excited southe...
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Performed by Adam Sandler and Tara Transcribed by Big Brother. [Setting: A restaurant with music p...
The Goat ADAM: I am a simple goat. I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The Old Man tied me here with a 3 f...
The Hypnotist Performed by Adam Sandler and Kevin Transcribed by Big Brother. [typing sounds] Dr. Stewart: Hi, [...
What The Hell Happened To Me? Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun ...
Crazy Love Chords and Tabs
Dip Doodle Performed by Adam Sandler Transcribed by The Brave Raven. Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipst...
Dip Doodle Chords and Tabs
Do It For Your Mama Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, Jon, Katie, and Brooks Arthur J.N.: "I can make a big...
Joining The Cult Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Transcribed by Big Brother. [Sounds of Basketball being shot a...
Memory Lane Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, Judd, and Allen Transcribed by a fan M1: "Hey, it's great...
Mr. Bake-O Performed by Adam Sandler Transcribed by The Brave Raven. I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV ...
Ode To My Car Performed by Adam Sandler Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pil...
Ode To My Car Chords and Tabs
Respect Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat Over And Over] ...
Sex Or Weight Lifting [Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street qui...
Steve Polychronopolous - "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer ...
The Adventures Of The Cow Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, and Randi Transcribed by a fan "And now a cow at bat in the...
The Chanuka Song Performed by Adam Sandler "Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs ...
The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]: So why don't you tell me...
The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how...
The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [M...
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon Contributed by Chris Durkin Adam: And the now the excited southe...
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Performed by Adam Sandler and Tara Transcribed by Big Brother. [Setting: A restaurant with music p...
The Goat ADAM: I am a simple goat. I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The Old Man tied me here with a 3 f...
The Hypnotist Performed by Adam Sandler and Kevin Transcribed by Big Brother. [typing sounds] Dr. Stewart: Hi, [...
What The Hell Happened To Me? Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun ...
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Bum Biddy
Every one in this room has been associated with Whitey,
Either through basketball, or the mall, or ...
Chanukah Song (III) Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys) Once again it's Onakah The miracle of...
Food Inuendo Guy Baby,baby,baby I wanna stew your tomato Baby,baby,baby I wanna french fry your potato Baby,baby,baby...
Forgetful Lucy The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't ...
Forgetful Lucy Chords and Tabs
Girl Arsenio (Chris Rock): Now don't leave us hanging with just that. JP: Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Y...
Grow Old With You [Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to thirty ...
Grow Old With You Chords and Tabs
I Wanna Grow Old With You I wanna make you smile, Whenever you're sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wann...
I Wanna Grow Old With You Chords and Tabs
Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics Artist(Band):Adam Sandler (Print the Lyrics) Kermet and Big Bird S...
Medium Pace Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I...
Medium Pace Chords and Tabs
Mother's Day Song Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clea...
Santa Song So many presents, so little time, Santa won't be coming by my house this year, cuz I tried to drown...
Secret There's something I know, That no one else does. You want me to tell you what it is? But if I did, t...
Somebody Kill Me [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot....
Somebody Kill Me Chords and Tabs
Stoned on Sesame Street Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Street, How to...
Technical Foul Look you've got to understand it’s just been me and Eleanor for 67 years So she gets nervous aroun...
The Chanukah Song (II) Performed by Adam Sandler Contributed by Marc Lachance Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah ...
The Hanukkah Song Intro: Ok, this a, this is a song, that uh, theres alot of Christmas songs out there, and uh, not t...
The Hanukkah Song Chords and Tabs
The Peeper singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah! [Leaves rusteling] Peeper: ...
Chanukah Song (III) Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys) Once again it's Onakah The miracle of...
Food Inuendo Guy Baby,baby,baby I wanna stew your tomato Baby,baby,baby I wanna french fry your potato Baby,baby,baby...
Forgetful Lucy The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't ...
Forgetful Lucy Chords and Tabs
Girl Arsenio (Chris Rock): Now don't leave us hanging with just that. JP: Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Y...
Grow Old With You [Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to thirty ...
Grow Old With You Chords and Tabs
I Wanna Grow Old With You I wanna make you smile, Whenever you're sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wann...
I Wanna Grow Old With You Chords and Tabs
Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics Artist(Band):Adam Sandler (Print the Lyrics) Kermet and Big Bird S...
Medium Pace Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I...
Medium Pace Chords and Tabs
Mother's Day Song Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clea...
Santa Song So many presents, so little time, Santa won't be coming by my house this year, cuz I tried to drown...
Secret There's something I know, That no one else does. You want me to tell you what it is? But if I did, t...
Somebody Kill Me [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot....
Somebody Kill Me Chords and Tabs
Stoned on Sesame Street Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Street, How to...
Technical Foul Look you've got to understand it’s just been me and Eleanor for 67 years So she gets nervous aroun...
The Chanukah Song (II) Performed by Adam Sandler Contributed by Marc Lachance Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah ...
The Hanukkah Song Intro: Ok, this a, this is a song, that uh, theres alot of Christmas songs out there, and uh, not t...
The Hanukkah Song Chords and Tabs
The Peeper singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah! [Leaves rusteling] Peeper: ...
