Barenaked Ladies Lyrics

Barenaked Ladies Chord and Tabs

Baby Seat You left Billy with the kid And all the selfless things you did with Billy You left your home town ...
Baby Seat Chords and Tabs

Conventioneers You walked into the room And the whole place stopped to notice Standing next to you, I feel hopeless...
Conventioneers Chords and Tabs

Falling For The First Time I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out I'm so brave...
Falling For The First Time Chords and Tabs

Go Home Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone, Instead of whining and moaning, Just get on the phone...
Go Home Chords and Tabs

Helicopters This is where the helicopters came to take me away This is where the children used to play This is ...
Helicopters Chords and Tabs

Hidden Sun Suddenly things become unsound Stumbling on the shaky ground Given arrows to shoot tornadoes down S...
Hidden Sun Chords and Tabs

Never Do Anything Wiped out down the stairs I'll bet you there's a song in there I'm not sure I'm prepared to write i...

Off The Hook All around the room your things are placed And next to you he fills the space And so it seems your ...
Off The Hook Chords and Tabs

Pinch Me It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering e...
Pinch Me Chords and Tabs

Sell Sell Sell The credits roll, the camera pans And in the mist our hero stands He starts to speak, then folds his...

The Humour Of The Situation When you walked in, I said with a grin That we were just talking about you We all had to lie because...

Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel Driving home to be with you The highway's dividing, the city's in view As usual, I'm almost on time...

Too Little Too Late You say, "Why does everything revolve around you?" You say, "Why does everything I do...
Too Little Too Late Chords and Tabs

Auld Lang Syne Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot A...
Auld Lang Syne Chords and Tabs

Carol of the Bells Hark! Christmas bells, sweet christmas bells, ring loud and clear, christmas is here Hark!Christma...

Christmastime (Oh Yeah) Now that all the snow has fallen It's crunching in below my feet And all the Christmas lights are s...

Deck the Stills Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Crosby Stills, Nash, and Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, C...

Do They Know It's Christmas It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish sha...
Do They Know It's Christmas Chords and Tabs

Elf's Lament I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly" But it's folly when you vo...
Elf's Lament Chords and Tabs

Footprints I followed footprints in the snow never knowing if i was right behind you looking down, no one would...

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen w/ Sarah McLachlan God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our Savior w...

Green Christmas (Steven Page/Ed Robertson) from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" soundtrack The streets a...
Green Christmas Chords and Tabs

Hanukkah Blessings How lucky are we that we Have lights so that we can see All though the day is done What a miracle th...

Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah Come light the menorah Let's have a party We'll all dance the hora Gather ...

I Have a Little Dreydell Well I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready Then, dreidel I shal...

I Saw Three Ships I saw three ships come sailing in, On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day; I saw three ships come saili...
I Saw Three Ships Chords and Tabs

Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow On a one-horse open sleigh, Over the fields we go, Laughing all the way; Be...

O Holy Night Instrumental ...

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen But do...

Snowman Made of snow, I don't know How I fit in To and fro, people go I stand and grin Way to go, even thou...
Snowman Chords and Tabs

We Three Kings we three kings of orient are bearing gifts we traverse afar field and fountain, moor and mountain fo...

Wonderful Christmastime [instrumental] Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Jesus ...

If I Had $1000000 If I Had a Million Dollars If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I’d buy y...

Shoe Box Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Music by Steven Page A key in the door, a step on the floo...
Shoe Box Chords and Tabs

Trust Me One, two.. I was surprised at how incredibly fast you were to come up and ask for a light I was ama...
Trust Me Chords and Tabs

Angry People That’s the problem, dear, with angry people They try to go it alone Digging in and making cranky, ...
Angry People Chords and Tabs

Another Spin I had time to kill One day in Alaska I walked around until I found the arts and crafts shop I bo...

Beautiful What if you were not just for show? What if you were not good to go? What if you were simply not s...

Down To Earth Some people are just all show Well, I don't mind that if the show is worth watching But it's all b...
Down To Earth Chords and Tabs

Fun & Games We sent in the army They sounded alarms we Saw it coming from a mile away. We kept it off radar ...

Half A Heart Drunk on wine, I'm amazing Bitter Pill; it's my raising News at five and at midnight Caught on ta...
Half A Heart Chords and Tabs

I Can I Will I Do Friend, this shouldn't be the way things end But then, a break is just around the bend. And when yo...

Maybe Not Pretty soon you will be wanting me To go. And I will only be the enemy I know. Pretty soon you w...

One And Only Hey, pass the ball Why do you run it in circles? Waves crash the wall Soon enough all your hard w...
One And Only Chords and Tabs

Quality Just show me the venue When I'm the menu It's personalized The life of the party I'm like Billy ...

Running Out Of Ink I stopped into a club I thought I'd see a show Everyone was there At least everyone I know Their...

Serendipity So long ago, on a summer day I put my best shirt on I took you too a matinee With money from mowing ...
Serendipity Chords and Tabs

Something You'll Never Find You're looking for something That you'll never find You've got the questions You've got the time ...
Something You'll Never Find Chords and Tabs

The New Sad Everybody knows that happy is the new sad So I am gonna go and imitate my old dad And never crack ...

Alternative Girlfriend Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page You're in an all-girl band Your futon's secon...
Alternative Girlfriend Chords and Tabs

Be My Yoko Ono Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson if there's someone you can live without, then ...
Be My Yoko Ono Chords and Tabs

Brian Wilson Words & Music by Steven Page Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, just t...
Brian Wilson Chords and Tabs

Call And Answer I think it's getting to the point where I can be myself again It's getting to the point where we hav...
Call And Answer Chords and Tabs

Enid Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Chorus Enid we never really knew each other a...
Enid Chords and Tabs

Get In Line (words: Steven Page/Ed Robertson, music: Steven Page/Ed Robertson/Jim Creeggan) Everywhere I go som...
Get In Line Chords and Tabs

It's All Been Done I met you Before the fall of Rome And I begged you To let me take you home You were wrong I was righ...
It's All Been Done Chords and Tabs

It's Only Me (Wizard of Magicland) *odd grunt* Speaking as a guy who's really Got it going on, It's only natural, It's only me. T...

Jane The girl works at the store sweet Jane St. Clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there it w...
Jane Chords and Tabs

Lovers In A Dangerous Time Lovers In A Dangerous Time Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by? We never get to stop an...
Lovers In A Dangerous Time Chords and Tabs

One Week It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry. Five day...
One Week Chords and Tabs

Thanks, That Was Fun I'm learning, I'm yearning I'm burning, all your stuff But that's not enough. I'm faking, that I...

The Old Apartment Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Broke into the old apartment This is where we ...
The Old Apartment Chords and Tabs

What A Good Boy When I was born, they looked at me and said, "What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong ...
What A Good Boy Chords and Tabs

A Words & Music by Steven Page A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which...
A Chords and Tabs

Am I The Only One? Words & Music by Ed Robertson Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh., Laugh until you c...

Great Provider Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Music by Jim Creeggan, Steven Page & Ed Robertson You ...
Great Provider Chords and Tabs

Intermittently Words & Music by Steven Page Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy And now I'm kissing you b...
Intermittently Chords and Tabs

Little Tiny Song Hey, I'm a cow I'm curious Hey, watch me now I'm furious Hey, I'm a cow I'm full of hate Hey, watch...

The Wrong Man Was Convicted Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page Who's lonely now? Which one of us is sufferin...

These Apples Words & Music by Ed Robertson A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs But I've ...
These Apples Chords and Tabs

You Will Be Waiting Words & Music by Steven Page As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter Through th...
You Will Be Waiting Chords and Tabs

Break Your Heart Words & Music by Steven Page The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not...
Break Your Heart Chords and Tabs

Hello City Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Hello city ... Another night at the Palace '...
Hello City Chords and Tabs

Uncle Elwyn It's Uncle Elwyn It's Uncle Elwyn My Uncle Elwyn is tall My Elwyn is small My Elwyn plays a mean ba...

When I Fall Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Music by Ed Robertson I look straight in the window, try n...
When I Fall Chords and Tabs

Call Me Calmly Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson You and I were meant to be Even though you don...

I Know I know why I like you it's cause of your clothing and your haircut and 'cause you're racist. I have ...

Just A Toy Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Look at my mouth, a thin painted line Look at ...
Just A Toy Chords and Tabs

Same Thing Words & Music by Ed Robertson What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be wearing some els...

This Is Where It Ends Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson I don't buy everything I read, I haven't even ...
This Is Where It Ends Chords and Tabs

Aluminum How, in every visible way, you shine As if the stars in your wake align Almost impossible to malign...
Aluminum Chords and Tabs

Another Postcard (Chimps) You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no ...

Celebrity Don't call me a zero I'm gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I'll be incorporated A...
Celebrity Chords and Tabs

For You I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this d...
For You Chords and Tabs

Have You Seen My Love CHORUS: Have you seen my love? Have you seen my love? Have you seen my little girl? Oh, have you se...
Have You Seen My Love Chords and Tabs

Maybe Katie CHORUS (x2): What's so maybe about What's so maybe about What's so maybe about Katie? What's the us...
Maybe Katie Chords and Tabs

Next Time CHORUS (x2): You can always get it right next time, next time You can always get it right next time...

Second Best Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But ...

Shopping CHORUS: Well you know that it's going to be alright I think it's gonna be alright Everything will a...

Take It Outside Oh, I - I watch it all go down Closed eyes - pretend noone's around So I - I chose to play the clow...
Take It Outside Chords and Tabs

Testing 1,2,3 Maybe it would be fun To get a new opinion Get a little work done And forget Maybe it would be cool...

Unfinished I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, ...

Upside Down I'm not surprised it's come to this Sooner or later there must be another's kiss Behind that kiss a...
Upside Down Chords and Tabs

War On Drugs She likes to sleep with the radio on So she can dream of her favorite song The one that no one has e...
War On Drugs Chords and Tabs

Adrift Adrift Ever since we said our goodbyes The onion rings, the phone makes me cry Something isn't righ...

Bank Job It was an upset, in two minutes flat We were back on the freeway, foot to the mat I can't understand...
Bank Job Chords and Tabs

Bull In A China Shop I'm a kid in a candy store I'm a bull in a china shop I'm a tired old metaphor For everything you c...
Bull In A China Shop Chords and Tabs

Easy What’s a boy to do? When you tell your tale and it never fails I just end up feeling bad for you W...
Easy Chords and Tabs

Everything Had Changed On the path of life, I wish you well Divergent journeys, but we will meet again in Hell I kept my h...

Home Side of the road, I stopped and Picked up the pieces of your car You were just standing, speechless...

Maybe You're Right It was often talked about It was often raised But nothing was ever done about it To hear the way the...

Peterborough And The Kawarthas Peterborough and the Kawarthas (Creeggan) I left you in the rain Peterborough and the Kawarthas You...

Rule The World With Love It couldn't happen to a better man It wouldn't happen with a better plan While we were napping some...

Sound Of Your Voice The moon is full but there is an incompleteness The days are beautiful but I feel a bitter sweetnes...
Sound Of Your Voice Chords and Tabs

Take It Back It's hard enough to notice Harder still to react Just a stone's throw from the centre of our attent...
Take It Back Chords and Tabs

Vanishing A rabbit and a top hat, a handkerchief and ring With the wave of a wand he'll pull your heartstring...
Vanishing Chords and Tabs

Wind It Up Stop, drop and roll and I will tell you where I'm coming from You've done a lot of yelling pointed a...
Wind It Up Chords and Tabs

A Message To You Rudy Stop with your messin around You'd better think of your future It's time you straighten right out C...

Careless I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like, it's the ha...

Lilac Girl My Lilac Girl, oh Only you can turn my eloquence to banality Only you can make importancies into t...

Make My Heart Fly Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my heart fly Please don't go rushing by Stay and make my h...

Night Photographs At night I like to photograph, producing camera images And I don't have a flash But my little noteb...

Psycho Killer I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my...

Really Don't Know I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem Where is this thing that I call heaven? What is it doing...

RoadRunner I'm Steve, and I'm Ed, And we're Barenaked Ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "Bee...
RoadRunner Chords and Tabs

The King Of Bedside Manor Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson You know he's not the kind of man who likes to...
The King Of Bedside Manor Chords and Tabs

Trouble With Tracy Tracey does liquor with her dad and all is well 'Jeez' I said, and I wanted to lick the honey from h...

Wishing Well Kissing like a bandit stealing time Underneath the sycamore tree Cupid by the hour sends valentines...

Box Set Words & Music by Steven Page I never thought that you would love me the way that you do. I nev...

Crazy Words and Music by Ed Robertson & Tim Wilson I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbi...
Crazy Chords and Tabs

Grade 9 Words & Music by Andy Creeggan, Jim Creeggan, Steven Page, Ed Robertson & Tyler Stewart I ...

I Love You Words by Andy Creeggan, Jim Creeggan, Steven Page & Ed Robertson Music by Andy Creeggan & Ji...

New Kid (On The Block) Words and Music by Scott Dibble, Steven Page & Ed Robertson I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm...

The Flag Words & Music by Steven Page The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock. He says sorry I ...
The Flag Chords and Tabs

Wrap Your Arms Around Me Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Music by Jim Creeggan & Ed Robertson I concede that yo...
Wrap Your Arms Around Me Chords and Tabs

Alcohol Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a pa...
Alcohol Chords and Tabs

I'll Be That Girl Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page If I were you (and I wish that I were you), A...
I'll Be That Girl Chords and Tabs

In The Car Words & Music by Steven Page She fed me strawberries and freezer-burned ice cream I said "...
In The Car Chords and Tabs

Leave Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson I've informed you to leave 'Cause I can't affo...
Leave Chords and Tabs

Light Up My Room Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Ed Robertson A Hydro-field cuts through my neigh...
Light Up My Room Chords and Tabs

Long Way Back Home Word by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Ed Robertson It's a long way back home to pack up...
Long Way Back Home Chords and Tabs

She's On Time Words & Music by Steven Page and Ed Robertson Woke up, I was on top of the world There was a b...
She's On Time Chords and Tabs

Some Fantastic Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson One day I will build a fountain Drink and neve...
Some Fantastic Chords and Tabs

Told You So Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson I never jumped in and rescued you, but I wante...
Told You So Chords and Tabs

When You Dream Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Steven Page With life just begun, my sleeping ne...
When You Dream Chords and Tabs

Who Needs Sleep? Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Now I lay me down not to sleep I just get tang...

Another Postcard (Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me. Every one is, every one is, every one is,...
Another Postcard Chords and Tabs

Baby It's Cold Outside with Rita McNeil I really can't stay But baby it's cold outside I've got to go 'way But baby it's...

Back I woke up yesterday morning Fell down two flights of stairs Well I thought I was wide awake but my ...

Blame it On Me Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Here we are again and we're looking at each othe...
Blame it On Me Chords and Tabs

Born Human Under a canoe, sheltered from the hail She lived six miles down the Portage Trail I met her mom, I ...

Burned I've been burned, and with both feet on the ground. I've learned that it's painful coming down. No ...

Christmas Pics Turkey's done, reviews are mixed When's Mom gonna get that hearing aid fixed Hold still, wait for th...

Close To You Ahhhh... Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close ...

Comes A Time (Neil Young) Comes a time, when you're driftin' Comes a time, when you settle down Comes a light fe...

Couldn't Care Less I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like it's the hat...

Everything Old is New Again Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page Learn to lose, it's easier that way We've pai...
Everything Old is New Again Chords and Tabs

Farmboy Homeboy Yo, go with the flow my rhymes they grow just like an afro You wanna go? You don't have no funny lo...

Fight the Power Get tough now Come away for the S The S one W Brothers and sisters Come away for the S The S one W ...

Fox on the Run She walks through the corn leading down to the river. And her hair shone like gold in the hot morn...
Fox on the Run Chords and Tabs

Gangster Girl Gangster girl, your love has got my guns firin' In the line up you're the one I'm admirin' Listen, ...

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/We Three Kings (with Sarah McLachlan) God rest ye merry, gentlemen, Let nothing you dismay, Remember Christ our Sa...

Govatsos Shuffle Govatsos! Govatsos! Govatsos! Govatsos! Govatsos! We love Andrew Govatsos Govatsos! Govatsos!...

Grim Grinning Ghosts When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a screaming wake Happy haunt...

Having A Baby I woke up this morning and I felt sick There's something inside me, I felt it kick Something's gone...

I Live With it Every Day Words & Music by Stephen Duffy & Steven Page On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled ...

If I Should Fall I look straight in the window, try not to look below Pretend I’m not up here, try counting sheep B...

In The Drink Words & Music by Jim Creeggan Chorus: I'm in the drink for love And want to drink your love Sw...

Inline Bowline Inline bowline, inline bowline Inline bowline, inline bowline First you tie it around your hand Yo...

It's Christmas Time(Oh Yeah) Now that all the snow is fallin It's crunching below my feet And all the Christmas lights are shinin...

It's Only Me Urgh! Speaking as a guy who's really got it going on It's only natural! - It's only me! Take it fro...

Life, in A Nutshell Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson When she was three Her barbies always did it o...

Little Green Bag (feat. Tom Jones) Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag, Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind O...

McDonald's Girl >> WRITTEN BY DEAN FRIEDMAN (writer/singer of one hit wonder: "Ariel") I leave from...
McDonald's Girl Chords and Tabs

Never is Enough Words by Steven Page & Ed Robertson. Music by Ed Robertson What, am I to wake up suddenly and ...
Never is Enough Chords and Tabs

One Little Slip It was a recipe for disaster A four-course meal of no-sirree It seemed that happily ever after Wa...
One Little Slip Chords and Tabs

Powder Blue With each mistake, You either bend or break With every word I choose You only seem to bruise Po...
Powder Blue Chords and Tabs

Satellite Works out that I probably made a mistake For each thing I've done right Just keeping it even at tim...

Spider in My Room Words & Music by Jim Creeggan There's a spider in my room There's a spider in my room And the...

Stomach Vs. Heart Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson in through my veins, without brains, I involun...

Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson I tend the wheat field that makes your bread. ...
Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank Chords and Tabs

Thanks That Was Fun I'm learning. I'm yearning. I'm burning all your stuff, But that's not enough. I'm faking that I'm ...
Thanks That Was Fun Chords and Tabs

The Ballad of Gordon There was darkness, there was light, There was day and there was night, There was wrong and there wa...

This Is It There was fresh butter melting on a waffle, Sky so blue that the clouds felt awful, Beavers swimmin...

What A Letdown Even if I let this settle, it'll lead to a little fight Even when I get to meddlin' I need to remain...

Why Say Anything Nice? Why'd you put your dress shoes on if you didn't come to dance? Frankly, I'd be on my own if I though...

Words & Music by Steven Page Words & Music by Ed Robertson A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs But I've ...

Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson Words & Music by Steven Page The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not...