GWAR Lyrics

GWAR Chord and Tabs

Back In Crack This journey Without time Always the beginning Yet..perpetual end Found we'd never left This ti...

Destroyed He's got plenty of drugs But he can't find his guitar Winds up drowning in puke Or with a needle ...

Eight Lock No one to see Nowhere to go Nothing to do No one to know Eighth lock Eighth lock Nothing will live...

Go To Hell! The halls of our keep rock with ruin and war The walls cry and crumble, Broken the sword. The tomb...

I Love The Pigs We stand before the gates of Hell Smeared with filthy bacon smell Not all cops are pigs Some of t...

Murderer's Muse Why the hell are they trying to kill us? Why did they nuke my crib? Don't want to cry like a bay ...

School's Out [Alice Cooper cover] Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin all that noise 'Cause th...
School's Out Chords and Tabs

The One Will Not Be Named Cross-creviced chasms vast And endless plains of unshaven ass Out time in Hell draws to the last ...

The Ultimate Bohab He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie Zit-scarred ...

Tormentor Tor... Tormentor... Born into the fog of war It left a scar He watched his family turn to sludg...

War Is All We Know They came from the sun From the east from the west all around And so fate's die is cast They marshal...

Biledriver All creatures born are born to die but before then survive Some creatures born they never live but s...
Biledriver Chords and Tabs

Bring Back The Bomb Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive Burnt flesh and rubble from sea ...

Crack In The Egg The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the bloo...

Crush, Kill, Destroy Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all i...

Ham On The Bone Can you hear the whispering wind Over the screams of your dying friends? Did you know your life is m...
Ham On The Bone Chords and Tabs

Have You Seen Me? Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe... I'll suck out his brain Yo...

Horror Of Yig (During the bagpipes) "Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horror and moral ...
Horror Of Yig Chords and Tabs

Immortal Corrupter Centuries of chaos Centuries of carnage yet unfolding A planet built on bone Spinning in a space Unm...

Krosstika What's that symbol above the oven Beaming it's malice to all that we shove in In the War Party we ak...

Sick Of You Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, You never take a bath. Your nose it runs, you bust your...
Sick Of You Chords and Tabs

The Salaminizer Here's a little something from a God to a slave, I never should of been let out the fucking microwav...
The Salaminizer Chords and Tabs

Womb With A View Fiendish and crude Froosty and lews This is the life I have whored myself to Spackled and battered a...
Womb With A View Chords and Tabs

AEIOU U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U! Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels... No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowe...

Americanized I'm Americanized 9 tons of crack a day I'm Americanized It's up my butt, the USA I'm Americanized Al...
Americanized Chords and Tabs

Bone Meal Piles of burnt corpses we're turning screws Turn 'em into bone meal for our troops to use! Turn on t...

Captain Crunch Everybody needs somebody to abuse Everybody needs a lotta stuff to eat (shit) Everybody gonna be a b...

GWAR Theme Gazing through that toothy maw You could not conceive what I saw In my land there is no sun In my co...

I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog) When I first met you, I knew I loved you Now that one + one is two I don't want to cum inside of you...

Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau I was there at the cattle fair Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she we...

Ollie North OLLIE NORTH OLLIE NORTH OLLIE NORTH Oh when I got up today oooooooooh I got a splitting headache......

Pure As The Arctic Snow Long ago- we lay frozen deep in snow It was nice- suspended in the endless ice Time flew by- worlds ...

Rock And Roll Party Town Rock and roll- dyn-o-mite!!! Party all day... party all night!!! Hey there girl - do you like my big...

Slutman City I have traveled many miles and I have wiped away many smiles I've come from my icy pit just to rub y...
Slutman City Chords and Tabs

Techno's Song Ahhh... Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play anything I want perfect...

Time For Death Sun goes down, bodies on the ground Swollen with pus, I shall further expound As the vultures swirl,...
Time For Death Chords and Tabs

U Ain't Shit My life is in a rut and I need a big kick in the butt My mind meets the hand of doom Don'tcha know- ...

War Toy Churning through the bestial muck A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole The all-eye says you ...

World O' Filth Welcome to your world o' filth Where costly cash is jumbo puke The words they rhyme the sound you cr...

Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain) When I first saw him He was standing in the rain Fading light, it still gave sight, to the faces The...

Decay Of Grandeur Lights fade, all is shade Zombies stalk the promenade This is promise of eternity Piles of dead, imp...

Fistful Of Teeth Too soon the killing was over The stench of death was all that remained Death he commands in this po...
Fistful Of Teeth Chords and Tabs

Lost God All gods die All gods speak All gods lie all gods forever wallow in slime all gods before me, swallo...
Lost God Chords and Tabs

The Bonus Plan Tabarnac Ma Petite Crack J'ai vu Toi Tu sens bien Je Ment Vien Pret de Toi Pour Te Sentire Pret De ...
The Bonus Plan Chords and Tabs

The Reaganator Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls The shin ...

War Party I hear your piteous shrieking In this land of death And boils and bees and RPG's And piles of prison...
War Party Chords and Tabs

You Can't Kill Terror You can destroy an army You can kill a man But you can't kill terror And terror is what I am Terror ...
You Can't Kill Terror Chords and Tabs

Dirty, Filthy Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy You're di...

Fire In The Lions Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick To wake me up this morning you hit me w...

Martyrdumb You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were...

Meat Sandwich In the name of GWAR, in the name of love In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun I call out...
Meat Sandwich Chords and Tabs

My Knife If Yer Guts My knife if your guts, it's all come to this My knife if your, you crumple and twist You're grabbing...

None But The Brave Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my a...

Nudged Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? Or ever really know how much money they'r...

RagNaRok To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come? What...

Stalin's Organs They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs 200 MM devastating fire When streets ...

Surf Of Syn Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad Let loose the dogs, make me your God Blaspheme the name, s...

The New Plague I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague I'm wondering how I got this way I drank some whiskey...

Think Ya Outta Know This I'm the manager with the mostest I clear the profits from the concert grosses I make it snow up GWAR...

Whargoul I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul I destroyed your life, I raped your wife I a...

B. D. F. Dead.. Baby Dick Fuck Baby Dick Fuck Take your fat tongue! And curl it into a 'U', You take and...

Bad Bad Men Billy was and orphan, Tommy was a whore Poe got drunk in Baltimore Getting drunk and shooting guns w...

Eat Steel I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say Chorus: Look into my cold, dark ...
Eat Steel Chords and Tabs

Fight Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out You're a moron Turn on the radio. Afraido. Fire up tha...

Filthy Flow Well I been following the filthy flow Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know You look at me and y...

Jack The World Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow Here's an iron fist of death for you to s...
Jack The World Chords and Tabs

Krak Down Krak down! Your melted essence is my tool And I appropriate your nugget jewel Chemically wrap aroun...

Penis I See They won't talk but still they say You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay Well baby I got bills to...
Penis I See Chords and Tabs

Pepperoni You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni You say that you want s...

Pocket Pool Little Flopsy flaps around. He flaps on up and flaps on down. He's just flippy flappy happy slappy k...

Saddam A Go-Go I at the time was a communist Lived on a collective farm She was a part-time anti-christ Our sex wen...

Slap U Around I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit! You love it Smack yo...
Slap U Around Chords and Tabs

Sonderkommando And blundering brightly through the night Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike The choked ba...

The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am.. Allow me to elucidate, perhaps ...

The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake) Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue Strap...

The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7 Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs And...

Antarctican Drinking Song Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice Des...

Back To Iraq We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm We maimed and we murdered In the name of "...

Billy Bad Ass BILLY BAD ASS LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS (oderus scats) Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad Bad Bad Billy - Littl...

Don't Need A Man Hush my baby, Don't cry tonight My ears are sick of that sound I've been searching For someone to lo...

Drop Drawers (Clip of drop drawers) (oderus scatting) that's right kids don't be afraid to drop your drawers dow...

Endless Apocalypse ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS... ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... There wasn't any reason To change the ...

First Rule Is Outside Bombs Explode I Am Sitting On The Commode Soon They'll Reach The Day-Care Center Soon They'l...

Gonna Kill U Oh Yeah. Oh no. Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up ...

I Hate Love Songs Well I hate love songs, and I hate lovers, I hate everything that I can't hurt so I hate you, I hat...
I Hate Love Songs Chords and Tabs

I Suck On My Thumb Every time that I see you I think that you're dumb Every time that I see you I suck on my thumb Yo...

If I Could Be That Angry Stupid Drunken Violent Angry Stupid Bitter Won't be silent I wanna be something I wanna be s...

In Her Fear In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in her fear In her fear in her fear in h...

Let's Blame The Lightman It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah It's falling on the ground, yeah Let's ...

Penguin Attack THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice ag...
Penguin Attack Chords and Tabs

Preschool Prostitute I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked insane H...

Sammy He was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots and the riding crop in Jerusalem Oh Samm...

Scallop Boat Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me ? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled fac...

Sex Cow Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp all the animals and you...

The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo FOOLS how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe. It only all...

Abyss Of Woe After the carnage steam rises through snow You have been consigned to the Abyss of Woe My eldritch w...
Abyss Of Woe Chords and Tabs

Anti-Anti-Christ Ive read all these words that are lies about you Ive waited for worlds to die without you And I will...

Battle-Lust I gaze through the mist at the approaching host My hand finds the hilt of my sword Soon they are sun...

Beauteous Rot Beauty is Rot! Legions of sex slaves have flocked in my calls You are the most grotesque of them al...

Bloody Mary Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred Toiling slaves die in droves, this life is ha...

Happy Death Day Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds This is what I say, give the kids more guns All of the...

Hell Intro (Instrumental) ...

Licksore Lonely And Crippled She Lives All Alone Stares Out The Window, No One On The Telephone Her Only Frie...

The Apes Of Wrath The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath! Flecked with gore I face you My hide is w...
The Apes Of Wrath Chords and Tabs

The Song Of Words In the keep of GWAR, much torment remains Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain So many had died...

The Wheel Bring forth those we have granted life So that they?Must die Death! Death to life! Break him ?brea...

Black And Huge You know I'm totally flaccid - I'm just a limp, mega-prick You know I'm looking for a stupid white c...
Black And Huge Chords and Tabs

Cool Place To Park Frozen it time. We watched as you grew. Now the ice is gone. And now, we travel on - Seems like for...

Death Pod Death Pod comes from the sky - it does Through the space, through the stone Where the Master grows ...

King Queen One thing that I know: That everywhere I fucking go People writhe with piles of corpses, Rotting on ...

Love Surgery Yes you are Your flesh is insignificant... Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate...
Love Surgery Chords and Tabs

Maggots Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh So left your ruine...

Sexecutioner Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unless it is toppled with limitless sex...
Sexecutioner Chords and Tabs

Slaughterama With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want." And what the people ...
Slaughterama Chords and Tabs

The Years Without Light Scanning the crowd. Defiling the writhing masses. I saw your death, Impaled on iron fences. Your fat...
The Years Without Light Chords and Tabs

Vlad The Impaler Chorus: Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vl...

A Short History Of The End Of The World [Instrumental] ...
A Short History Of The End Of The World Chords and Tabs

Babyraper Babyraper, sperm creator Hulking, brutish masturbator Babyraper, emasculator Fleshy flap va...

Child Having a child with a person I don't even know Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face fu...

Escape From The Mooselodge GWAR, the once mighty Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become. ...
Escape From The Mooselodge Chords and Tabs

Fishfuck Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish (x2) Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt ...
Fishfuck Chords and Tabs

Friend You are my friend, friend, friend, friend But you no know nothing (x4) You do not treat me this w...

Fucking An Animal Ooooh...Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaammm...fuckin' an animal! Fuckin' an animal Holding on the horns F...

Jagermonsta If you look at it you'll get drunk Frothing mass of filthy chunk Bloodshot eye and boiling spe...

Jiggle The Handle Scroda: GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. Y...

Mary Anne You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" and if I call you only say "go...

My Girly Ways She is the creator of life Sacrifice my will To give you some time You shall pay dearly ...

Nitro Burning Funny Bong Ahhh...sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed glad...
Nitro Burning Funny Bong Chords and Tabs

Penile Drip Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands The Penile Drip ...

The Master Has A Butt I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the Master's bowels Shat across the cosmos,...

The Performer I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then ...
The Performer Chords and Tabs

Tune From Da Moon YOU! Screwed it all up, Ruined everything for everyone. YOU! Won't even admit that it was ...
Tune From Da Moon Chords and Tabs

We Kill Everything In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne Within the "ass"-teroi...

America Must Be Destroyed [Instrumental] ...

Blimey At home we're bored Just got off another shitty tour Moat filled with flaming pus Sleazy, he wont ta...

Gilded Lily Well I've been wearing a gilded lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created...
Gilded Lily Chords and Tabs

Gor-Gor Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail Mournful drone of babbling fail Thunderous gnashing fire...

Poor Ole Tom This is the story of poor ole tom: He wakes, crusted in vomit He sobs, his bowels release His face ...

Pussy Planet Into the valley we go To bliss the witch, she sucking Ultimate power Life's suck zonk zone Stands ov...

Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen. Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading &quo...

The Morality Squad We're the Morality Squad Armed with the wrath of God My name is Granbo And here's my holy hot-rod Fr...
The Morality Squad Chords and Tabs

The Road Behind Well I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, ...
The Road Behind Chords and Tabs

School's Out (Alice Cooper cover) Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin' all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well w...

So Fucking What So fucking what?!? I can get drunk I can get laid I can go mad I can get paid I get confused I can g...