Kinky Friedman Lyrics

Live From The Lone Star Café

Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ? Lord it's the same old tune Fiddle and guitar. Where do we take it from here? Rhinestone suits and n...

Before All Hell Breaks Loose (Kinky Friedman) Time to resign from the human race Wipe those tears from your lovely face Baby, ...

Cotton-Eyed Joe If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from. Where d...

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed (Kinky Friedman) You uppity women I don’t understand Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,...

Good-Hearted Woman (Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson) A long time forgotten Dreams that just fell by the way. The good...

Jambalaya (On The Bayou) (Hank Hiriam Williams) Good-bye Joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh, Me gotta go pole the pirogue down t...

Keep On The Sunnyside (Alvin Pleasant Carter, Gary Garett) There’s a dark and a troubled side of life There’s a brig...

London Homesick Blues Gary P. Nunn When you’re down on your luck and you ain’t got a buck In London, you’re a gone...

Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love) (Bobby Gene Emmons, Chips Moman) The only two things in life that make it worth living Is guitars ...

Okie From Muskogee (Roy Edward Burris, Merle Ronald Haggard) We don’t smoke Marijuana in Muskogee We don’t take n...

Orange Blossom Special (Instrumental) ...

Put Another Log On The Fire (Sheldon Silverstein) Put another log on the fire, Cook me up some bacon and some beans, Go out t...

Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms (Traditional) I ain’t gonna work on the railroad Ain’t gonna work on the farm Gonna lay round...

Sold American (Kinky Friedman) Faded jaded falling cowboy star, Pawnshops itching for your old guitar. Where yo...

Twirl (Kinky Friedman) Just a small-town girl Till you learned to twirl Then you set the world on fire ...

Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother (Ray Wylie Hubbard) He was born in Oklahoma His wife’s name is Betty Jo Thelma Liz. He’s not ...

Wabash Cannonball (Alvin Pleasant Carter) Oh, from the great Atlantic ocean to the wide pacific shore, From the gree...

Western Union Wire (Kinky Friedman) From a cheap hotel in Dallas On a cold December day A telegram was traveling on ...

Wheels (Chris Hillman, Gram Parsons) We’ve all got wheels to take ourselves away, We’ve got telephone...

Sold American

Flyin' Down the Freeway (Kinky Friedman) Well, it’s retro rocket time inside my attic I’m all wrapped up in the flag t...

High on Jesus (Kinky Friedman) Walking down Division Street I happened on to meet A stranger with a package in ...

Highway Café (Kinky Friedman) She was only a waitress in a highway café Poured coffee from dusk until dawn Bu...

Ride 'em Jewboy (Kinky Friedman) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ride, ride ‘em Jewboy, Rid...

Silver Eagle Express (Kinky Friedman, Roger Friedman) And I’d ride the Silver Eagle to the last town on the line, Rai...

The Ballad of Charles Whitman He was sitting up there for more than an hour, Way up there on the Texas Tower Shooting from the t...

Top Ten Commandments (Kinky Friedman) Walking on the ragged streets of time A man is asking if there is a dime Someone...

We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You (Kinky Friedman, Rick Goldberg, J. Maizel) While traveling through the Lone Star State I lost my l...

From One Good American To Another

Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh Just a ship out on the ocean, a speck against the sky, Amelia Earhart flying that sad day; With he...

Carrying The Torch (Kinky Friedman) Did I hear you say you wished that you could leave her ? Has some foolish disagre...

Cherokee Shuffle (Instrumental) (Instrumental) ...

Father Let Thy Blessings (Traditional) Father, let Thy blessings Touch us and remain Guiding all our actions Till we meet...

Hobo's Lullaby (Goebel Reeves) Do not think about tomorrow, Let tomorrow come and go. Tonight you’ve got a nic...

Lover Please (Billy Swan) Lover please, please come back Don’t take that train goin’ down the track. Don�...

Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas (Kinky Friedman, Roger Friedman, Panama Red) Mama, baby, mama, let me jump in your pajamas, hey! M...

Miss Nickelodeon (Jay Wise) Kinda like an Indian beatin’ on his mandolin Lucky Paul and his Asian friend, Smilin...

Old Shep (Clyde ‘Red’ Foley, Willis Arthur) When I was a lad and old Shep was a pup Over hills and meado...

People Who Read People Magazine (Kinky Friedman) Well, I'm here to say I got turned away from Studio 54 Back to neon lights and lo...

Pretty Boy Floyd (Woody Guthrie) Gather round me children, a story I will tell About Pretty Boy Floyd, the outlaw, ...

Ramblin' Boy (Tom Paxton) He was a man and a friend always He stuck with me in the hard old days. He never car...

Rapid City, South Dakota (Kinky Friedman) Just a ragged kid in overalls, he thumbed a ride one day He told me, “Anywhere ...

Rock And Roll Across The USA (Kinky Friedman, Panama Red) Jesus said to Pilate, “Remember the Golden Rule: Love thy neighbor,...

Shield Of Abraham (Kinky Friedman) Jacob climbed the ladder, climbed it to the sky, Said, “People, what’s the ma...

Somethin' s Wrong With The Beaver (Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) She climbed the stairs that mornin’ Found him rather pale His...

Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver (Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) She climbed the stairs that mornin’ Found him rather pale His...

The Ballad Of Ira Hayes (Peter LaFarge) Gather round me people and a story I will tell ‘Bout a brave young Indian lad, y...

The Boogie Man (Kinky Friedman, Panama Red) Well, the boogie man Gonna get you and Snatch you up and whip you of...

They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore (Kinky Friedman) Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin’ Lone Star beer Talking r...

Old Testaments & New Revelations

Asshole from El Paso (Chinga Chavin, Kenny “Snakebite�? Jacobs) We don’t have no lovin’s in El Paso We don’t g...

Homo Erectus (Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) I left Barber College Searchin’ for knowledge, Went to the un...

Men's Room, L.A. (Buck Fowler) I saw a picture yesterday In a men’s room near L.A. Lying on the floor beside the...

Nashville Casualty And Life (Kinky Friedman) In faded gabardine he used to stand Down by the Union Station with that ol’ hat...

Ol' Ben Lucas (Kinky Friedman) Ol’ Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus Comin’ right out of his nose. He picked and...

Schwinn Twenty-four (Kinky Friedman, Shawn Siegal) Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Ra-da-da-da-da-...

The Tramp On The Street (Grady Cole & Hazel Cole, Kinky Friedman) Only a tramp was Lazarus’ sad fate He who lay down...

Waitret, Please, Waitret (Kinky Friedman, Major Boles, Roscoe West) Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day Bough...

Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose) (Kinky Friedman) Why do you bob your nose, girls, it does not look so nice, If it’ s just to kee...

Wild Man From Borneo (Kinky Friedman) I’m the star of Captain Midnite’s travelin’ show Came to this circus many m...

Lasso from El Paso

Ahab The Arab Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab The Sheik of the burning sand He had emeralds and rubies just a ...

Bananas And Cream (Kinky Friedman) Well, a long time ago in old Tokyo By the softly flowing stream I left her there...

Catfish (Bob Dylan, Jacques Levy) Lazy stadium night, Catfish on the mound. “Strike three,�? the umpir...

Dear Abbie (Kinky Friedman) From a friend of yours in Texas Who’s had a little trouble finding love. I’m...

Kinky (Ronnie Hawkins) I had me a wearied dream, seen me a wearied scene, When I seen what I saw, couldn...

Lady Yesterday (Kinky Friedman) If I made a wish for every sacred star Falling just outside of Heaven’s window,...

Twinkle (Kinky Friedman) Oh, I didn’t write this song for fortunes made of money, I only came along just...

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Autograph (Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) Ain’t you the golden boy Of the silver screen, Your mother’...

Popeye The Sailor Man (Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) My heart is on my sleeve, Do you still believe ? Are you listen...

When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window) (Kinky Friedman & Jeff Shelby) When I find myself alone in my house and in my head And I blow ...

Under The Double Ego

Marilyn And Joe (Kinky Friedman, Sharon Howard) There is a place where you can go Where Marilyn still dances with ...

Skatin' On Thin Ice (Kinky Friedman) They say that even Jesus hates a loser And when you die you go to hockey hell An...

The Gospel Accordin' To John (Kinky Friedman, Roger Friedman) He was just an old-time preacher on the ol’ time radio But they ...

The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park (Kinky Friedman, Van Dyke Parks) An L.A. Coke-dealer, a Georgia faith-healer A boy scout and a jun...

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Hello, Good Mornin’ (Kinky Friedman, Ronee Blakley) Hello good mornin’, its suddenly dawnin’ That its been awhile....

Highway Caf (Kinky Friedman) She was only a waitress in a highway cafe Poured coffee from dusk until dawn But...

Ride ‘em Jewboy (Kinky Friedman) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ride, ride ‘em Jewboy, Rid...