Lawnmower Deth Lyrics
Ooh Crikey... It's Lawnmower Deth
Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden? Can I cultivate your groinal garden? ...
Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop Cobwoman of substance Bring me a cheese scone, Filled with yummy entrails, Let me dvour your ice cre...
Did You Spill My Pint? Stood next to me, The first degree, I saw it fall, And hit the floor. Did you spill my pint? I've go...
Dodo Doe Who cares, if it's fiction of fact? The editorial management, they know where it's at, Power to crus...
Duck Off Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, etc. ...
F.A.T. (Facist And Tubby) Is that your gut? Or the front of a bus? You should be ashamed of yourself. You look like a baloon, ...
Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob Too much too high You smoke, you die Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, His mega mental shooter...
Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling To Me You've got no legs, don't come crawling to me ...
Icky Ficky One, two, three, four. My name's Mr. Normaltyon, I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke, My life's munda...
Judgement Day (Assume The Position) My boss at work, Is such a twat, He wants to spank my bottom, With a cricket bat. He says he'll use,...
Lancer With Your Zancer When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lanc...
Maim Mower, Maim Big Green Hungry Mean Maim mower, maim Inyour garden on your lawn, With your mower, Bobbing along do...
Ooh Crikey OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Crikey! ...
Punk As Fuck Punk As FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK ...
Rad Dude Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams, You've got a board a...
Satan's Trampoline Big and fat and bouncy, Rectangle on the floor, You bounce and bouncer, 'Till you can't take anymore...
Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (Skank Mix) Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. CHORUS: Enter the church of ...
Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades General defarmatory remarks about Satan, people I don't like, and egg and cress sandwiches, none of ...
Sheepdip All year long we get a rough deal, Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields, Mowers in jumpers we're des...
Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall Pointy teeth as sharp as blades, Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace, Pointy sticks - they make hi...
Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch, You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch, His muscle...
Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down Weebles wobble but they don't fall down Weebles are around, Don't fall down Weeble wobble, Weeble wo...
