Nine Pound Hammer Lyrics
Smokin' Tators!
Don't Get No Drinkin' all night long to sad country songs, it's driving me insane Drownin' my fears in cheap Amer...
Drive-In Couldn't find a girl Couldn't start a fight Wound up at the drive-in On a Saturday night Not enough...
Everything You Know Is Wrong Sittin' in the classroom, thumbin' through the pages of a white-washed history of well-fed caucasian...
Feelin' Kinda Froggy My grandpa Doc was a wild old man, if what I heard was true. He loved Wild Bird and raised horses, a...
Gear Head Blues Word's around McDonald's There's a new kid in town Blew in from McLean County, Fastest ride around...
He's Gone Sally was the apple of Johnny's eye Johnny had ramblin' on his mind She'd called his house late one ...
Little Help Self-righteous condemnation Against those who don't share my view I pick the easiest targets My expe...
Lookin' For Somebody Driving, driving in my car Down by the singles bar Tell me, tell me where can I find her Tell me, te...
Runaway Train I hear a fuzzy AM station As I head toward my chosen damnation Runaway train, leaving town Ain't gon...
She's So Cool Pasted pictures on the wall of groups she's never seen A walking, talking tribute to the fashion mag...
Turned Traitor For A Piece Of Tail This ol' world ain't nothin' but gravy, if you're lucky, a real friend or two. Start crossin' lines,...
Wrong Side Of The Road Drinkin' the rest of last night's beer, staring at channel 5 Headin' down a one-way street, it's a w...
Live At The Vera
Hayseed Timebomb He's got a one bedroom trailer, an' a brand-new satellite dish, a warm beer an' a remote control in ...
Run Fat Boy, Run Chicken Box, corn dog, hot grits, pecan logs, watermelon, pigs feet, fried squirrel, head cheese. Po...
Shakey Puddin' When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet litt...
Shotgun In A Chevy Got a '68 Chevy that his cousin bought in '71. Traded 98 dollars and his daddy's lucky shotgun. Chri...
Skin A Buck Well, I shot my cousin's butt off, in a huntin' accident, and he jumps every time a door slams, and ...
Hayseed Timebomb
Outta The Way, Pigfuckers Well, I gotta go, down the road Outta my way, Pigfuckers, it's getting old I'm leavin town, anywher...
Slam Bang Your arm looks like a railroad track, and you ain't got no friends, tomorrow you say you'll be all r...
Stranded Outside Tater Knob Raised on a diet of No-Doz, donuts, an' diesel emissions, Listenin' to wrinkled old men dronin' on a...
Streamroller My daddy was a snakehandler, I'm a' gonna be one too! Big fuzzy head, I lived in a shed away from yo...
Wreck Of The Old '97 Flatt & Scruggs version Well they gave him his orders at Monroe Virginia Saying Steve you're wa...
