Nobodys Lyrics
Short Songs For Short Attention Spans
1-900-Loser
Call the number on your screen.
Talk to the girl of your dreams.
Tell her how you really fee...
D.U.M.B. D U M B D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be U are unimportant you mean nothing to me M...
Fed Up Fed up Fed up Fed up Bitch all day about the taxes that you pay. Won't do no good. Whine al...
Happy You think you're so much better than me. What's it gonna take to make you see? You're not be...
I'm Fucked Get up early, go to work. Get yelled at by a jerk. He ain't smarter than me, but even he can...
I'm So Useless I'm so useless, so tell me something new. I sit at home with nothing to do. I lay in bed and...
Nobodys We're nobodys and we don't care. We don't change our underwear. We don't like to wash our ha...
Nothing Matters Say that you don't like me. What i do ain't right. Well i'm tired of hearing all you hippies...
Perfect Blonde hair and brown eyes. She really turns me on. First time that i saw her, she was fucki...
Roommates Roommates - I think they suck. Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks. Roommates - I think the...
Scarred By Love I had a friend, but he died. He committed suicide. Some bitch took him for a ride and he bel...
Sick Of You Always hanging around. Putting people down. Tell 'em what to do. Always talking shit. I'm so...
Sick Of You Chords and Tabs
Stupid Humans Stupid humans don't deserve to live. They take away more than they give. They always ask the...
Vaseline And A Magazine I don't go out. No i don't date. I stay at home and masturbate. Cause all i need is vaselin...
D.U.M.B. D U M B D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be U are unimportant you mean nothing to me M...
Fed Up Fed up Fed up Fed up Bitch all day about the taxes that you pay. Won't do no good. Whine al...
Happy You think you're so much better than me. What's it gonna take to make you see? You're not be...
I'm Fucked Get up early, go to work. Get yelled at by a jerk. He ain't smarter than me, but even he can...
I'm So Useless I'm so useless, so tell me something new. I sit at home with nothing to do. I lay in bed and...
Nobodys We're nobodys and we don't care. We don't change our underwear. We don't like to wash our ha...
Nothing Matters Say that you don't like me. What i do ain't right. Well i'm tired of hearing all you hippies...
Perfect Blonde hair and brown eyes. She really turns me on. First time that i saw her, she was fucki...
Roommates Roommates - I think they suck. Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks. Roommates - I think the...
Scarred By Love I had a friend, but he died. He committed suicide. Some bitch took him for a ride and he bel...
Sick Of You Always hanging around. Putting people down. Tell 'em what to do. Always talking shit. I'm so...
Sick Of You Chords and Tabs
Stupid Humans Stupid humans don't deserve to live. They take away more than they give. They always ask the...
Vaseline And A Magazine I don't go out. No i don't date. I stay at home and masturbate. Cause all i need is vaselin...
Greatasstits

Hey Doofus Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a jug so i can go get fucked up. Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a...
I Don't Need Your Love I don't need your pretty face. I don't need your perfect teeth. I don't need your sparkling ...
Thinking About You Up all night, and i can't sleep. I've been thinking about you all week. I don't know what i...
Thinking About You (R'N'R Version) Up all night, and i can't sleep. I've been thinking about you all week. I don't know what i...
We Go Together We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong. Remembered forever as shoo-bop...
Wet Sheets Saw her walking down the street. Thought she looked kinda neat. Went home and beat my meat. ...
Generation XXX

Ain't Too Cool She came up to me at the show. She made me wish i didn't go. She asked me if i liked that ba...
Another Stupid Song It's in the way that you walk. It's in the way that you talk. It's in the way that you do al...
Best Damn Tits (I've Ever Seen) She's walking, talking, and she's breathing. Everything you need. But there's something so s...
Dead End Job Everyday i punch in, everyday i punch out. I wanna punch my boss right in the fuckin' mouth....
Disease's Last Stand People tell me everyday, "you better grow up and change your ways." I tell 'em tha...
Doing It For The Kids Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. ...
Dude's Gonna Shoot Take my gun out of my holster. My pants drop to the ground. Jump up and pull the trigger. I ...
Fat Hookers See 'em on the corner showing their fat thighs. See 'em in a mini-skirt. I can't believe my ...
Give It A Rest I hate my job, i hate my life. If i was married i'd hate my wife. Oh Yeah. If i had kids i'd...
I Hate Your Guts I know a girl, she thinks she's cool. I don't think i care. She hates me and i can see she's...
I Love It Acting like a jerk. I never have to work. Going to the show. Playing rock-n-roll, yeah. I l...
I Love To Fuck I ain't no casanova. I ain't no romeo. I'll get you in the sack and then i guess you'll know...
James Got A Blow Job He called me on the phone. Said, "dude, it finally happened." He told me that he g...
Joe's Sister When i see that girl i went out of my mind. She's the kinda girl i wanna make all mine. Cau...
Just Another Cunt You think that you're so pretty. You think that you're so sweet. You ain't nothing but a pie...
Just Another Cunt Chords and Tabs
KIcked Out Sitting here in my living room. I gotta go gotta get it soon. I gotta gotta gotta gotta gott...
M.I.L.F. I see her walking outside my room She's gotta baby inside her womb I say baby can i hold you...
Perfect Rejection I got everything that i'll ever need. Enough to get me through. I got a couple of bucks and ...
Rock 'N' Roll Bitch She's been to psycho ward, been to jail. Been to rehab, been to hell. She's got three kids, ...
Someone To... My girlfriend doesn't want me anymore. That girl last night thinks i'm a whore. I guess i re...
Tania Got A Tit Job She used to be flat, but she still looked good. Then Tania did something i never thought she...
The Jerk I'm sorry for everything i've done. I was just out having fun and trying to impress my frien...
The Smell Of Victory

A Girl Like You Chords and Tabs
Fuck You Too I'm not quasimodo or the elephant man, but you treat me like i am. I'm not a lepar. I don't ...
Fuck You Too Chords and Tabs
Sara Doesn't Like Me I know a girl named sara, i think she's pretty cool. And when i see her there ain't nothing ...
You Make Me Wanna Drink You make me wanna drink. Everything you say i do and think. I'm losing my mind. What's wrong...