Pain (American Band) Lyrics

Beanbag Shoes & socks protect soles from rocks And thick coats defend your skin & hide you....

Cap'n Scrub Way back in 1982... My friends and me, We had some work to do But still we stuck to our guns And ...

Excalibur You drew me from this stone, You pulled me out and up And now, I'm yours to wield But please don'...

Full Speed Ahead Take care, beware, fire off a warning flare! Radio dispatch, romantic mismatch, Coast Guard, Right...

Futz Said Julie There we stood on our dark and isolated planetoid Shivering like a San Andreas windowpane. Suddenl...

Goggins She had to much to tell But not a thing to say. They said "We hope you're doing well" ...

Jonathan Fallow Witness Jonathan Fallow, sit & stare, He's a cartoon engineer extraordinaire He's a tatter...

Juice Na na na-na na na... Whoa-oh-oh Na na na-na na na... Whoa-oh-oh ...

Right On Remember Hannibal's march? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Leaving elephant footprints and leading his boys ...

The White Recluse The lights are off, but look! There's somebody in the home. The White Recluse is loose, And I glo...

Upright The argonauts always intrigued me, They typified every man: Happy unless something popped up That...

Who Took Botu's Picture? Who took Botu’s picture? Botu wants it back He never gave permission, so hand it over, Jack! Who...

Chris Gets Up On It May I introduce the manliest of all men His name is Chris Johnson He plays a very romantic sax Chris...

Comeback He was a drunk He was a punk-ass useless slob and he didn't even wanna get a job. He'd forgotten h...

Full Speed Ahead (Battleship Version) Take care, beware, fire off a warning flare! Radio dispatch, romantic mismatch, Coast Guard, Right...

Jabberjaw Me and my friends get no respect. What does Scooby-Doo that we neglect? We be puttin' all our foes...

Man Upstairs (What A Man Version) On the wedding anniversary Of the Johnson’s They went out on a date. Little Jimmy had strict or...

The White Recluse (Demo Version) The lights are off, but look! There's somebody in the home. The White Recluse is loose, And I glo...

Antidote Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave’s got leeches...

Derision Derision ain’t so bad, it makes me glad I’m tougher For failing all that I have... Take the ma...

Gavin It's not the number of times he tried to But the one time that he did. I once told him to beware o...

In A Band Growing up, I had it rough Although I hated work it taught me just enough To know there ain't no a...

Juice / Square Pegs Lately I’ve heard this song, you see, And it will not let me be. It’s a measure or two with a ...

Midgets With Guns Broken arms, I would hold you Even if I had broken arms. Can you make a tourniquet for a broken he...

Milk Hey kid! Yeah you! You see I dropped my pencil. Pick it up! Hurry up!Whatcha waiting for, don’t ...

Put 'Em Back Put your tears back into your eyes Adjust your hair I am in no mood for theatrics Or fake despair...

Suckerpunch I’m sick of only making peanuts. I’m sick of stale sandwich bread. I’ve got a plan to make i...

The Bottlerocket War Never enough celebrating Independence Day. It was never enough to celebrate the eve of New Year’s...

The Man Upstairs On the wedding anniversary Of the Johnson’s They went out on a date. Little Jimmy had strict or...

Easy Out The black silhouette appears at my door Dragging me out, I’m clawing the floorboards. Pretty soo...

Kokamantratarius Blank walls in a restaurant bathroom. Black marker though just a pen would do Small words and simp...

Malk *Kazoos* Shutup, bitch! Waaaaaah! ...

The Song Of The Seven Inch Cowboy I’m a seven-inch cowboy With a tiny pair of six guns. Five’ll get you ten, I betcha never see...

Thimbledrome What’s the matter? Who cares? People running everywhere, Running like decapitated chickens in th...

Umbrella With a black silk umbrella On a rooftop one day To put physical laws on Temporary delay. Goggles...

Army Of The Bored in the campaign of lonely, hungry boys few make plans and see them through there is strength in nu...

Enough love had nothing to do with us you had nothing better to do nothing better to do you say that you ...

Idle Hands idle hands and bridled passions muddled thoughts with good intentions and don't you know there are...

Nitro i woke up with a cough a germ had gotten on me and i couldn't get it off of me my mom would say t...

Put Together i never thought i'd be put together so easily but you knew i always had it coming and you knew i to...

Adam's Apple See Adam’s apple sitting on top of his head? It’s not there for a target, go shoot at somebody ...

Chuck Al Hashib Bob Al Hashib was a man of the Nile. A fez on his head and a whole lot of style. Shady Rashan like...

Ellen Ellen, I fell in big loving with you. I saw you by that pool. I thought you thought I was cool. I...

Fight Bored, drinking my beer on the floor Surrounded by people I mostly abhor, wanting more. And so the...

Grudge In the eighties, I had a radio. I had a real bad haircut And nowhere to go except Aladdin’s Cast...

Island Of Fear A man once told us that no man is an island But I know a man that thinks he’s an island Drifting...

One-Legged Girl Behind the counter stood on crutches made of wood A one-legged girl with blue-grey eyes, warm and w...

People, The People Can’t for the life of me think of what to do or say. Can’t for the life of me think of what to ...

Pose Ode Pose, Pose, nobody knows Just what we go through we go through for one of these shows. We have swe...

Square Pegs Lately I’ve heard this song, you see, And it will not let me be. It’s a measure or two with a ...