Scatterbrain Lyrics

Bartender Hey everybody can I have your attention? I wanna tell you about the world's most noble profession. A...

Big Fun Hey you! How do you do? What's the matter, sleepwalking with out a clue? Get real, here's the deal, ...

Down The Road (Rock And Roll Ain't Pretty) Down in the dumps and feeling blue, Sitting home got nothing to do. Help me-Just get me.... Down the...

Fine Line Once upon a time I used to be alive, I lived and loved, I laughed and cried. But I've forgotten how ...

Grandma's House Of Babes Way down in Louisiana close to New Orleans, I was raised among the evergreens. In a titty-bar made o...

Logic Stop, look, listen, learn; your lessons have begun. O.K. school's in session-lesson #1, Inductive, d...

Scamboogery Scamboogery, Scamboogery-Watch out! Watch out, don't look now; Here it comes and don't ask how. Sca...

Sonata #11 (Rondo Alla Turca) [Instrumental] ...

Swiss Army Girl My girl's all a man could want There ain't no doubt about her I got a girl and yes indeed- She's got...

Tastes Just Like Chicken How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? It would chuck as much wo...

Don't Call Me Dude Here's my story, sad but true About a girl that I once knew. She broke my heart, I became unglued, I...

Down With The Ship (Slight Return) Sailing on a big ship Deaf, dumb, blind Sailing through a wild one To the other side I'm not going ...

Drunken Milkman Drunken milkmen driving drunk, Swerves on the curves. Chevrolet heads his way... A flash - A crash! ...

Earache My Eye My mama's talkin' to me She tells me how to live, But I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is like a...

Goodbye Freedom, Hello Mom We'll ban that book and T.V. show, Forget that movie, no you can't go. Can't sell that record, don't...

Here Comes Trouble Oh no, here I go... If I go here or I go there or anywhere, It follows me or meets me there - it's i...

I'm With Stupid [Part One: I Had A Dream] This is it, it was like this... Thought I was the king, thought that I was...

Mr. Johnson And The Juice Crew Here is a tribute to my best friend, Hung with me since the beginning And he'll be there to the end....

Outta Time I can still remember the first time you tried it, Just like yesterday High as a kite, yeah you tried...

Sonata #3 [Instrumental] ...

That's That Color by numbers, stay inside the lines Ya got a question? Check the rulebook See the grand design -...

A Funny Thing [Nieder / Christ] Two people, great for each other, meet by mistake Now you tell me is that coincid...

Beer Muscles [Nieder / Christ] I go out, I have a beer to start the night I have some more, I feel alright! Hey ...

Dead Man Blues [Brogna / Christ] I went to a doctor with a pain in my head He said: "Tumor boy! Six months yo...

Everybody Does It [Nieder / Christ] Say hello, say good-bye It's time to go to live or die Left - right - left, now y...

How Could I Love You [Brogna] "Quiere dejame contar las olas del mar Te puedo quiero mas que un ano tiene dias Te q...

Write That Hit [Nieder / Christ] That is it, you need a hit Radio friendly and kind of trendy Think video That's t...