Ween Lyrics

Ween Chord and Tabs

BIG JILM Rollin' and wheelin', stealin' and dealin' - Big Jim Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel, it's a pleasel, my...

DON'T GET 2 CLOSE (2 MY FANTASY) Don't quiver little boy, your daddy's with you now It won't be long anyhow It's just around the co...

FLIES ON MY DICK Oh sweet mindfuck lady Please love me like you do Plagued by an image of days long gone Flies on ...

HEY FAT BOY (ASSHOLE) Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother, I'm going to kill you Hey fat boy, come here -- I'm...

I PLAY IT OFF LEGIT Where've you been? I was out with Pat Was she shootin' shit? Yeah, but I played it off le...

I SAW GENER CRYIN' IN HIS SLEEP I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night I said, "Dude, man, you feelin' alright&qu...

LITTLE BIRDY Oh little birdy, oh little birdy I saw the little birdy sing He sang with glee and everything He...

LOVING U THRU IT ALL Loving you through it all - thick and thin, Bad and good, sun and rain, and the sun, and the sun, a...

MOURNING GLORY I swear to god! Look! This is something new you've never heard before this You better take a good ...

POOP SHIP DESTROYER Let me lock in the system at Warp 2 Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do Le...

PUMPIN' 4 THE MAN It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps Sometimes you think you're gonna drop In the en...

PUSH TH' LITTLE DAISIES When you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye And if you're true, the whole wide world will laugh with yo...

REGGAEJUNKIEJEW I don't know where you're comin' from But I wish you'd go away And I don't know where you get your...

SARAH When I find you in your sleep, Sarah I will tell you what you mean to me, Sarah I know this big wo...

SPRINGTHEME Good morning my love The skies are clearing up today Can I kiss you on the boob like I did yesterd...

TENDER SITUATION State this ache as the final break Tender situation - create a good illusion Feel the grip of your...
TENDER SITUATION Chords and Tabs

THE GOIN' GETS TOUGH FROM THE GETGO Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools Tables turned, lessons learned, you get ...

THE STALLION PT. 3 Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now I'm flowing at my feet something of likeness to y...

TOUCH MY TOOTER Buddy, why's my brain so muddy Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room? Touch my too...

FLUFFY D * Em D * Em Fluffy, furry buddy, chewed his leg on the porch D ...

HELP ME SCRAPE THE MUCUS OFF MY BRAIN I guess it's somethin' in my brain I need whiskey to ease the pain But it's early in the mornin' ...
HELP ME SCRAPE THE MUCUS OFF MY BRAIN Chords and Tabs

I DON'T WANNA LEAVE YOU ON THE FARM I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna go Oh, just...

I'M HOLDING YOU I'm flyin' (flyin') In a frame of my mind that time cannot erase I'm seein' (seein') The future, ...

JAPANESE COWBOY Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late I...

MISTER RICHARD SMOKER Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker...

PISS UP A ROPE My dinner's on fire while she watches TV And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me She t...
PISS UP A ROPE Chords and Tabs

POWDER BLUE Powder blue, powder blue What can ya do, she's powder blue Powder blue, powder blue What can ya d...

PRETTY GIRL There's a sweater wearin', coat totin', boot footin' Good lookin' man on town There's a smooth-tal...

YOU WERE THE FOOL Slow four...one two three four... Bless the father bless the son Cross your heart 'cause you're t...

AWESOME SOUND (II) [studio version appears on "The Pod"] Stop it! I got an awesome sound goin' down [3x] ...

BUMBLEBEE (II) Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh Ahhhh bumblebee stung me He stung my brain Awwwww He stung me, he stung me, ...

COVER IT WITH GAS AND SET IT ON FIRE [studio version appears on the "Skycruiser" EP] He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang ...

DOCTOR ROCK (II) I sit home and make flower bouquets and listen to Joni Mitchell Try modulating and articulating al...

I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT (II) [chanting] Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it...

I SAW GENER CRYIN' IN HIS SLEEP (II) [studio version appears on "Pure Guava"] Shitting on my face... I'll count us in (ah, o...

JAPANESE COWBOY (II) Alright...Japanese Cowboy, take it... Straight in from... fuck it.... 1, 2, 3, 4, oh! Like a Jap...

MARBLE TULIP JUICY TREE (II) [studio version appears on "God Ween Satan: The Oneness"] Great...it would be the greate...

MISTER RICHARD SMOKER (II) Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker ...

MISTER WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP MY PONY? (II) [studio version appears on "Chocolate & Cheese"] Alright, this is a song - what the ...

MOUNTAIN DEW (Bascom Lamar Lunsford/Scott Wiseman) This is our best gig...ever... No, no! Way up on - I knew you'd fuck it up! Here it come! Way...

MUSHROOM FESTIVAL IN HELL (II) We're Ween, it's 1991! And we are here to play you music Now this song is called "Mushroom Fe...

ODE TO RENE We gotta be tight, y'know Ok, here it goes That's more like it Ce soir, ajournai, et trois l'ave...

POOPSHIP DESTROYER (II) [studio version appears on "Pure Guava"] People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship n...

PUFFY CLOUD (PUFFI CLAUDE) Drift away on a puffy cloud Go away on a puffy cloud My brain is dead from too much pot 'Cause (G...

SHE FUCKS ME (II) [studio version appears on "The Pod"] Stu's back on stage, ladies and gentlemen, Stu! H...

TENDER SITUATION (II) [studio version appears on "Pure Guava"] Wrote this song called "Tender Situation&q...

VALLEJO [studio version appears on the "Voodoo Lady" EP] Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo Val...

VOODOO LADY (II) Voodoo Lady Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy Your eyes look red and hazy Doin' that stuff ...

BUCKINGHAM GREEN A child without an eye Made her mother cry Why ask why She kept her child clean On Buckingham Gr...
BUCKINGHAM GREEN Chords and Tabs

COLD BLOWS THE WIND (Traditional Chinese spiritual) Cold blows the wind over my true love Cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love ...

I'LL BE YOUR JONNY ON THE SPOT I'll be your jonny on the spot, I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got,...

I'M DANCING IN THE SHOW TONIGHT I'M DANCING IN THE SHOW TONIGHT Are my ribbons tied? Is my hair in place? Have I got a cute expres...

IT'S GONNA BE (ALRIGHT) Baby what have I done Gone and left you, all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been ...

MUTILATED LIPS I lick my brain in silence Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen no...

OCEAN MAN Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to th...
OCEAN MAN Chords and Tabs

PINK EYE (ON MY LEG) [Instrumental] Bark, uhhhh.... [repeats] ...

POLKA DOT TAIL Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his han...
POLKA DOT TAIL Chords and Tabs

SHE WANTED TO LEAVE (& REPRISE) Three men's all there were, three men out at sea Three men came aboard my ship and took my true lov...

THE BLARNEY STONE Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck Who's that gir...
THE BLARNEY STONE Chords and Tabs

THE GOLDEN EEL Sitting alone in the den watching the eel Help me find my way home watching the eel Burrows it's h...

THE MOLLUSK Hey little boy, whatcha got there? Kind sir it's a mollusk i've found Did you find it in the sandy...

WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind If it all goes right, I'll be in your ar...

BIRTHDAY BOY Jesus Christ Pain Take one Yeah! Pain Last time I saw you, I was holding your hand And I couldn't w...

BLACKJACK Blackjack Big black Betty (blackjack) Little spanish Eddie (big flapjack) Blackjack Indian black...

BUMBLEBEE Ahhhhh, shit, ohhh shit Ohhhhh Jesus! Ahhhh bumblebee He stung me, stung me ahhhhh He stung my ...

COLD + WET I'm cold + wet, can't ya hear what I'm sayin' to ya Cold + wet it's the message I'm conveyin' to ya...

COMMON BITCH Let me tell you 'bout the fucking bitch, Deaner! Why'd you know she's a fucking bitch? She didn't ...
COMMON BITCH Chords and Tabs

DON'T LAUGH (I LOVE YOU) And when the sun, it turns to snow And the grass doesn't grow Don't laugh, I love you I could loo...

EL CAMINO ---------- El Camino by Ween 1990 on the "God-Satan" album ------------------------------...

FAT LENNY Fat Lenny's gonna walk right into myself Fat Lenny's gonna see myself (Reflect it back on myself) ...

I GOTS A WEASEL Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel Jumped in..... Got a w...

I'M IN THE MOOD TO MOVE I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred...

L.M.L.Y.P. (Prince/Ween) <Ween is in big trouble, dudes> [Interpolation of Prince's "Shockadelica" and &quo...

LICKING THE PALM FOR GUAVA It was a cold, dark night No hope in sight I left my little hut And went to the palm To get some...

MARBLE TULIP JUICY TREE I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be When I carbonate the test tube, then you ...

MUSHROOM FESTIVAL IN HELL The wind is howling and the time is right for fear In the emergence in the phosphorescent tears An...

NAN Hi, I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle I met this girl named Nan She, she overpopulated my senses And fucki...

NEVER SQUEAL Never squeal on the pusher Don't lie to your mama Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay Don't ...

NICOLE (Oh-oh yeah! Jah rastafari!) Nicole, I love you I'll never leave you Without you I turn to stone...

OLD MAN THUNDER Old man thunder, sound of thunder Broan sh' brazh daunn oh! Birndi sihnn, gone d fir d'sau The mu...

OLD QUEEN COLE Old Queen Cole, gotsta take control You drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine For you ...

PAPA ZIT Papa zit, go! Who's yo papa - papa zit Where's yo mama - papa zit Listen to papa - papa zit Whe...

SQUELCH THE WEASEL Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns Break it to me gently, but with merriment and...
SQUELCH THE WEASEL Chords and Tabs

TICK I feel a tick in my head and he's sucking on my head In the morning i'll be dead if he doesn't leav...

UP ON THE HILL (TRAD.) Bop-shoo-wanne-wanne <repeats in background> Up on the hill, down by the river By the...

WAYNE'S PET YOUNGIN' Hey...lay it on me 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Morgan's pa...

YOU FUCKED UP You fucked up! By Ween! You fucked up, you bitch - you really fucked up You fucked up - you fucki...

Alcan Road Open the gate to the red land Alcan road, by the turquoise lake Starry skies, a mushroom cloud Foldi...

Among His Tribe He would step out of the night and light a fire among his tribe Carving from a bear's tooth, he used...

Captain Captain, turn around and take me home ...

Chocolate Town Couldn't taste the taste that I was tastin' Couldn't hear the waste that I was makin' Tired of the l...

Happy Colored Marbles Most people are not ok, but they're taking their siestas in the sun Got some ideas on the way it sho...

Hey There Fancy Pants Hey there fancypants Play the songs that make us dance Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon A s...

I Don't Want It Did we miss the moon? I'd lie in your arms if I could Such a common pain Repeats itself again and...

If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All) On a free ride home from the embassy I saw the governor, and his lover holding hands When I got to m...

It's Gonna Be A Long Night Heard that you are new in town someone said you party down well, later I'll be comin' round we'll ra...
It's Gonna Be A Long Night Chords and Tabs

So Many People In The Neighborhood So many people in the neighborhood So many people in the neighborhood So many people in the neighbor...

The Argus Yesterday we lost our lives, tomorrow we were born Fortune smiled upon us, sacrifice the Argus All t...

The Fucked Jam [instrumental] ...

Transdermal Celebration Transdermal celebration Caused a slight mutation In the rift It's awful domination Left the people r...
Transdermal Celebration Chords and Tabs

Tried and True At the dawn, I woke, I was alone... rising I called upon the force of time and space... calling And ...

Zoloft Gimme that z, o-l-o-f-t Gimme a grip, make me love me Suckin' 'em down, I'm happy man Can feel it in...

A TEAR FOR EDDIE [Instrumental] ...
A TEAR FOR EDDIE Chords and Tabs

BABY BITCH It's been a while since I've seen you smile But now you've come back again Came into the room and ...
BABY BITCH Chords and Tabs

BUENAS TARDES AMIGO Buenas tardes amigo Hola, my good friend Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday And I hoped we'd see each oth...

CANDI Candi - custard and berry Candi - peaches and creme Candi - glazing and cherry Candi - spicy and ...

DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT Don't you ever think of me When you're outside strollin' Don't you ever wave the flag When we're ...
DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT Chords and Tabs

DRIFTER IN THE DARK Do you ever walk alone? Like a drifter in the dark Seeking out what isn't there Looking only for ...

FREEDOM OF '76 Freedom of the body Freedom of the mind A ho on South Street hired for tricks Little girls pickin...
FREEDOM OF '76 Chords and Tabs

I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it Is it green...

JOPPA ROAD How would you feel, if I took you away To a place I know, a place where we could stay Called Joppa...

MISTER, WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP MY PONY? Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, woul...

ROSES ARE FREE Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love m...
ROSES ARE FREE Chords and Tabs

SPINAL MENINGITIS (GOT ME DOWN) Why they wanna see my spine mommy? Why they wanna see my spine? It's gonna hurt again mommy Much ...

TAKE ME AWAY Take me away to some other land (thank you) I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy She ...
TAKE ME AWAY Chords and Tabs

THE HIV SONG AIDS, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, HIV AIDS HIV, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, AIDS HIV ...
THE HIV SONG Chords and Tabs

VOODOO LADY Voodoo Lady Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy Your eyes look red and hazy Doin' that stuff ...
VOODOO LADY Chords and Tabs

WHAT DEANER WAS TALKIN' ABOUT The wash is out, it's hanging up And all I have is nothing Nothing to do, nothing to say I think ...

ALONE When the life inside no doubt has died And you've turn your head away You tried to pay, but at the...

AWESOME SOUND Got an awesome sound goin' down [3x] Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon Stop the tape here Go...

BOING It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a sh...

CAN U TASTE THE WASTE? Can you taste the waste? [7x] ...

CAPTAIN FANTASY Please would you like to be somewhere floating free? Seems my destiny, Captain Fantasy Take a minu...

DEMON SWEAT The sky dripped in a demon sweat the night she left Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet Th...
DEMON SWEAT Chords and Tabs

DON'T SWEAT IT I'd like to see you before I go There's a few things I'd like to do And when you're gone, you'll b...

DR. ROCK Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that I have for you Dr. Rock -- help me out for I ...

FRANK Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries Sink into a greasy ...

LAURA Dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n, dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell...

MOLLY Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you You name the "Esu", baby, I'll name the glue...

MONONUCLEOSIS When you came into the pod, you told me that something was wrong Said you wasn't havin' no more fun...

MOVING AWAY Gone away, gone away Moving away, yeah Moving away, yeah All I wanted to say, girl Ah, moving aw...

OH MY DEAR (FALLING IN LOVE) Tell me where you come from, was it heaven above? Oh my dear, I must be falling in love Can you cl...

POLLO ASADO Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say? Yes, I would say that, I...

PORK ROLL EGG AND CHEESE When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not Succumb I can feel you breathe, it's...

RIGHT TO THE WAYS AND THE RULES OF THE WORLD Monsters that trinkle like cats in the night The cosmic conceiver continues his plight A war of th...

SHE FUCKS ME Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun [repeat throughout background of song] I met her at the ...

SKETCHES OF WINKLE Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to he...

SORRY CHARLIE Things didn't work out the way you had planned it Things fell apart at the seams What's yours is w...
SORRY CHARLIE Chords and Tabs

STRAP ON THAT JAMMY PAC Strap on that there jammy pac Get a grip on your soul Sip on that there family flask, And I'll gu...

THE STALLION (PT. 1) Look out you son of a bitch Goddamn motherfucker Do you know who you're fucking with? You're fuc...

THE STALLION (PT. 2) For hither not, I am the stallion Come fear, come love, I am the stallion You know that I am the s...

1965 (DEMO) "1965" is the new demos for the new album in 2003. Here we fucking go 1965 That's when I...

2112 (RUSH cover) "2112" was written by Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Pert of the band, Rush. "I l...

Bananas and Blow Sancho brought a message from the fat man Sorry boy, to leave you high and dry But I went to see my ...

Beacon Light Looking up to the sky, Made me realize, Made me want to fly. To a place far away, Where their sing...

Big Fat Fuck Big fat fuck Feeling like a big fat fuck Big fat fuck ...

Boy's Club Boys club Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea Said you're talking 'bout boys club Take the time, have some ...

Did You See Me? Did you see me? Come down on the sand and sea Believe me Did you see me? Waving it free in the tree...

Falling out I recall a time when we were lovers Before you, I hadn't any other when the bad times came along I t...
Falling out Chords and Tabs

Gabrielle I don't mean to be so insolent But, you know it because I love ya The foundation of my molevolence Y...

How High Can You Fly? How high can you fly? Flyyyyyyyy How high can you fly? How high can you fly? How high can you fly?...

I Fell In Love Today I got nothing to lose I saw the sun in may I've got something to hold on to I fell in love today I ...

Israel Exalted and hallowed be God's greatness In this world of your creation, may your will be fulfilled ...

Monique The Freak Oh mercy, girl you lookin' sexy Movin' on across the floor Oh mercy, girl you lookin' sexy Saw you c...

PEOPLE OF THE SUN (Rage Against The Machine) Yeah people come up Yeah, we better turn tha bass up on this one Check it, since 1516 minds attacke...

PUFFY CLOUD [studio version appears on "God Ween Satan: The Oneness"] Drift away on a puffy cloud F...

Someday Someday You will hear me sing a love song Someday I'll find a girl to call my own Bringing it all t...
Someday Chords and Tabs

Tastes Good On Th' Bun Tastes good on th' bun Tastes-Tastes-Tastes-Tastes-Tastes-Tastes-Tastes good on th' bun ...

The Grobe sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry but it's a pain in the ass to let 'em go with ...

The Rift There's a rift out in space, and it could be the door, but you know I'm not sure. If you go through...

Transitions Got aesthetic universal saturation in the grip of the morning sun. The creosote that erodes all the...