Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
UHF
Fun Zone Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics. People Occationally say "yeah" and other similar ...
Gandhi II Announcer: Next week on U62... Announcer: He's back Announcer: And this time Announcer: He's mad An...
Generic Blues I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to...
Isle Thing Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, &qu...
Let Me Be Your Hog Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby ...
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a ...
She Drives Like Crazy She Drives Like Crazy Where'd you learn, how to steer You do eighty, in second gear When you drive,...
Spam Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh...
Spatula City Announcer: There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs Random Voice #1: Spatula City Ran...
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Heating And P...
The Hot Rocks Polka If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide...
UHF Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outs...
UHF Chords and Tabs
Dare To Be Stupid
Cable TV
I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about r...
Dare To Be Stupid Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let you...
Dare To Be Stupid Chords and Tabs
George Of The Jungle George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, Georg...
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one...
I Want A New Duck I Want A New Duck Woh oh I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole ...
Like A Surgeon I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mis...
One More Minute (constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song) Aahh.... Well I heard that y...
One More Minute Chords and Tabs
Slime Creatures From Outer Space Things just haven't been the same Since the flying saucer came Now the aliens are on the loose Well...
This Is The Life I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say This is the lif...
Yoda I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-...
Yoda Chords and Tabs
Dare To Be Stupid Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let you...
Dare To Be Stupid Chords and Tabs
George Of The Jungle George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, Georg...
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one...
I Want A New Duck I Want A New Duck Woh oh I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole ...
Like A Surgeon I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mis...
One More Minute (constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song) Aahh.... Well I heard that y...
One More Minute Chords and Tabs
Slime Creatures From Outer Space Things just haven't been the same Since the flying saucer came Now the aliens are on the loose Well...
This Is The Life I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say This is the lif...
Yoda I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-...
Yoda Chords and Tabs
Food Album
Addicted To Spuds
Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried
There's n...
Eat It How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Br...
Eat It Chords and Tabs
Fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better...
Fat Chords and Tabs
I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, b...
I Love Rocky Road Chords and Tabs
Lasagna La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-read...
My Bologna Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done...
Taco Grande Taco... grande. Taco... grande Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un s...
The Rye And The Kaiser Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' u...
The White Stuff The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finish...
Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up ...
Eat It How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Br...
Eat It Chords and Tabs
Fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better...
Fat Chords and Tabs
I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, b...
I Love Rocky Road Chords and Tabs
Lasagna La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-read...
My Bologna Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done...
Taco Grande Taco... grande. Taco... grande Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un s...
The Rye And The Kaiser Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' u...
The White Stuff The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finish...
Theme From Rocky XIII Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up ...
Vol. 1-Greatest Hits
I Lost On Jeopardy
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I was there to match my intellect on national TV
Against a plumber, oh, and an architec...
Living With A Hernia "Living With a Hernia" written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt...
Ricky R: Hey Lucy, I'm home L: Oh Ricky, you're so fine L: You're so fine you blow my mind L: Hey Ricky, ...
Living With A Hernia "Living With a Hernia" written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic Help me out! Dig! All I do is grunt...
Ricky R: Hey Lucy, I'm home L: Oh Ricky, you're so fine L: You're so fine you blow my mind L: Hey Ricky, ...
Polka Party
Christmas At Ground Zero
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the caroler...
Christmas At Ground Zero Chords and Tabs
Dog Eat Dog Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my.... my very own scotch tape ...
Don't Wear Those Shoes I don't care If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go And run your vacuum during my f...
Good Enough For Now Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could An...
Good Enough For Now Chords and Tabs
Here's Johnny Here's Johnny There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) That's his job,...
One Of Those Days Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause ...
Polka Party! You could have a big dipper Going up and down around the bends You could have a bumper car bumping ...
Toothless People They only show you their gums when they smile Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile Only can ...
Christmas At Ground Zero Chords and Tabs
Dog Eat Dog Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my.... my very own scotch tape ...
Don't Wear Those Shoes I don't care If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go And run your vacuum during my f...
Good Enough For Now Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could An...
Good Enough For Now Chords and Tabs
Here's Johnny Here's Johnny There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) That's his job,...
One Of Those Days Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause ...
Polka Party! You could have a big dipper Going up and down around the bends You could have a bumper car bumping ...
Toothless People They only show you their gums when they smile Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile Only can ...
Vol. 2-Greatest Hits
Achy Breaky Song
You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schl...
Achy Breaky Song Chords and Tabs
Bedrock Anthem Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The ...
Bedrock Anthem Chords and Tabs
Headline News Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to and brought along his spray paint And when he finally c...
Jurassic Park I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now ...
Polka Your Eyes Out Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true ...
Smells Like Nirvana What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tel...
Smells Like Nirvana Chords and Tabs
You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems yo...
You Don't Love Me Anymore Chords and Tabs
Achy Breaky Song Chords and Tabs
Bedrock Anthem Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The ...
Bedrock Anthem Chords and Tabs
Headline News Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to and brought along his spray paint And when he finally c...
Jurassic Park I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now ...
Polka Your Eyes Out Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true ...
Smells Like Nirvana What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tel...
Smells Like Nirvana Chords and Tabs
You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong? Seems yo...
You Don't Love Me Anymore Chords and Tabs
In 3-D
Buy Me A Condo
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o cred...
King Of Suede There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's ...
Midnight Star I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local ...
Mr. Popeil I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg whil...
Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you The most horrifying film that hit the screen. There's a ...
Polkas On 45 They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from little snails I say it's all just wind and sail...
That Boy could Dance We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He nev...
The Brady Bunch You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game...
King Of Suede There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. They're all thirty percent off from yesterday. There's ...
Midnight Star I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local ...
Mr. Popeil I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg whil...
Nature Trail To Hell Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you The most horrifying film that hit the screen. There's a ...
Polkas On 45 They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from little snails I say it's all just wind and sail...
That Boy could Dance We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He nev...
The Brady Bunch You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game...
Running With Scissors
Albuquerque
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the ba...
Albuquerque Chords and Tabs
Germs Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got m...
Germs Chords and Tabs
Grapefruit Diet Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled...
It's All About The Pentiums It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, b...
It's All About The Pentiums Chords and Tabs
Jerry Springer It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they h...
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store Sh...
Polka Power! Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really ...
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, o...
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Chords and Tabs
The Saga Begins A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Ji...
The Saga Begins Chords and Tabs
The Weird Al Show Theme Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanita...
Truck Drivin' Song I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin'...
Your Horoscope For Today Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill t...
Your Horoscope For Today Chords and Tabs
Albuquerque Chords and Tabs
Germs Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got m...
Germs Chords and Tabs
Grapefruit Diet Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled...
It's All About The Pentiums It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, b...
It's All About The Pentiums Chords and Tabs
Jerry Springer It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they h...
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store Sh...
Polka Power! Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really ...
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, o...
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Chords and Tabs
The Saga Begins A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Ji...
The Saga Begins Chords and Tabs
The Weird Al Show Theme Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanita...
Truck Drivin' Song I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin'...
Your Horoscope For Today Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill t...
Your Horoscope For Today Chords and Tabs
Weird Al Yankovic
Another One Rides The Bus
(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust)
Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place...
Another One Rides The Bus Chords and Tabs
Buckingham Blues Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuc...
Gotta Boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta ...
Happy Birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebr...
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to d...
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung...
Stop Draggin' My Car Around Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again ...
Such A Groovy Guy I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the n...
The Check's In The Mail Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry ...
Another One Rides The Bus Chords and Tabs
Buckingham Blues Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuc...
Gotta Boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta ...
Happy Birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebr...
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to d...
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung...
Stop Draggin' My Car Around Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again ...
Such A Groovy Guy I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the n...
The Check's In The Mail Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry ...
Straight Outta Lynwood
Canadian Idiot
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some...
Canadian Idiot Chords and Tabs
Close But No Cigar Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that...
Close But No Cigar Chords and Tabs
Confessions Part III Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with mo...
Do I Creep You Out I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever ...
Do I Creep You Out Chords and Tabs
Don't Download This Song Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law By downloading m...
Don't Download This Song Chords and Tabs
I'll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They neve...
Pancreas Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'b...
Pancreas Chords and Tabs
Polkarama! [Chicken Dance] Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha)...
Trapped In The Drive-Thru Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wif...
Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really want to give you a warning 'Cause I fo...
Weasel Stomping Day Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day P...
White & Nerdy They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just t...
Canadian Idiot Chords and Tabs
Close But No Cigar Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that...
Close But No Cigar Chords and Tabs
Confessions Part III Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with mo...
Do I Creep You Out I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever ...
Do I Creep You Out Chords and Tabs
Don't Download This Song Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law By downloading m...
Don't Download This Song Chords and Tabs
I'll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They neve...
Pancreas Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'b...
Pancreas Chords and Tabs
Polkarama! [Chicken Dance] Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha)...
Trapped In The Drive-Thru Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wif...
Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really want to give you a warning 'Cause I fo...
Weasel Stomping Day Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day P...
White & Nerdy They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just t...
Even Worse
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
T...
Alimony (cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony pony Workin' three jobs ...
Good Old Days Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at da...
I Think I'm A Clone Now Isn't it strange Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I...
Melanie Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She...
Melanie Chords and Tabs
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First ...
Twister Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all...
Velvet Elvis My life, it used to be incomplete ‘Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My li...
You Make Me You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slu...
Alimony (cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony pony Workin' three jobs ...
Good Old Days Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at da...
I Think I'm A Clone Now Isn't it strange Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I...
Melanie Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She...
Melanie Chords and Tabs
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First ...
Twister Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all...
Velvet Elvis My life, it used to be incomplete ‘Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My li...
You Make Me You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slu...
Off The Deep End
Airline Amy
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight
She showed me to my seat and it was love at fi...
I Can't Watch This I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes ...
I Can't Watch This Chords and Tabs
I Was Only Kidding When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with...
The Plumbing Song (Announcer: "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week...
Trigger Happy Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a littl...
When I Was Your Age Let me tell you sonny... let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had ...
I Can't Watch This I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes ...
I Can't Watch This Chords and Tabs
I Was Only Kidding When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with...
The Plumbing Song (Announcer: "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week...
Trigger Happy Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a littl...
When I Was Your Age Let me tell you sonny... let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had ...
Bad Hair Day
Amish Paradise
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's ver...
Callin' In Sick Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss...
Callin' In Sick Chords and Tabs
Cavity Search Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With ...
Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a...
Everything You Know Is Wrong Chords and Tabs
Gump Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' f...
Gump Chords and Tabs
I Remember Larry Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the ti...
I'm So Sick Of You You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you jus...
Phony Calls Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when yo...
Since You've Been Gone - Live Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's li...
Syndicated Inc. My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicat...
The Alternative Polka Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? (everybody) Soy un perdedor! I'm a lose...
The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile ...
The Night Santa Went Crazy Chords and Tabs
Callin' In Sick Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss...
Callin' In Sick Chords and Tabs
Cavity Search Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With ...
Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a...
Everything You Know Is Wrong Chords and Tabs
Gump Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' f...
Gump Chords and Tabs
I Remember Larry Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the ti...
I'm So Sick Of You You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you jus...
Phony Calls Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when yo...
Since You've Been Gone - Live Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's li...
Syndicated Inc. My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicat...
The Alternative Polka Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? (everybody) Soy un perdedor! I'm a lose...
The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile ...
The Night Santa Went Crazy Chords and Tabs
The TV Album
Frank's 2000" TV
Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over...
Talk Soup I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wan...
Talk Soup I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wan...
Alapalooza
Harvey The Wonder Hamster Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs arou...
Livin' In The Fridge There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roomma...
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my...
Traffic Jam Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seem...
Waffle King It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any bet...
Young, Dumb & Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad,...
Poodle Hat
A Complicated Song
Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza, party at your house
I went, j...
A Complicated Song Chords and Tabs
Angry White Boy Polka Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a (bleep) if I c...
Bob I, man, am regal -- a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot...
Bob Chords and Tabs
Couch Potato Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your br...
E-Bay Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My hou...
E-Bay Chords and Tabs
Genius in France I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even k...
Hardware Store [sound effects from tools] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a ...
Hardware Store Chords and Tabs
Ode to a Superhero Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even ...
Ode to a Superhero Chords and Tabs
Party at the Leper Colony Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band ...
Trash Day It's rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh ! It was like, the last day before trash day My place was g...
Wanna B Ur Lovr I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby...
Why Does This Always Happen to Me I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devistating earth...
Why Does This Always Happen to Me Chords and Tabs
A Complicated Song Chords and Tabs
Angry White Boy Polka Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a (bleep) if I c...
Bob I, man, am regal -- a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot...
Bob Chords and Tabs
Couch Potato Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your br...
E-Bay Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My hou...
E-Bay Chords and Tabs
Genius in France I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even k...
Hardware Store [sound effects from tools] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a ...
Hardware Store Chords and Tabs
Ode to a Superhero Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even ...
Ode to a Superhero Chords and Tabs
Party at the Leper Colony Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band ...
Trash Day It's rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh ! It was like, the last day before trash day My place was g...
Wanna B Ur Lovr I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby...
Why Does This Always Happen to Me I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devistating earth...
Why Does This Always Happen to Me Chords and Tabs
No album
1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins]
I had a pizza,
Covered with cheese.
I wrap...
1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor [parody of "Doctor! Doctor!" by The Thompson Twins] Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, A...
1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 [parody of "Mistake No. 3" by Culture Club] The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot....
1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King [parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger] Burger King! What's the price for fries? I'...
1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat [parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you al...
1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch [parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied...
1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser Fat and weak what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. ain't goin' to fly now. He's just taking...
1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road [parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts] I hear those ice crea...
1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater [parody of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates] Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that pro...
1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up [parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a ...
1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado [parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're...
1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch [parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta ...
1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna [parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack] Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's ...
Alternative Polka Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why...
Baby Likes Burping You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is...
Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I...
Born To Be Mild Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter...
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy...
Chicken Pot Pie When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (Y...
Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Ch...
Constipated A Complicated Song Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for m...
Crampton Comes Alive Well, woke up this morning With a Big Mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where's my Hot Apple Pi...
Dead Car Battery Blues One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin...
Dr. Demento Radio Promo Hi This is "Weird Al" Yankovic and you're listening to the Dr. Demento show ...
Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one...
Fast Food How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fr...
Fatter Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt...
Flatbush Avenue Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some bl...
Free Delivery Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anc...
Gee, I'm A Nerd Gee, I'm a nerd Seen each Star Trek eighty times Memorized each word Home alone On Friday nights Bu...
Gravy On You Well, I think you're obnoxious And I think that you stink I think you're a moron A slob, and a fink ...
Green Eggs And Ham I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am I do not like them here or there I do...
Hit Me With A Rock When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy) And my mother would call my name (When I was just a ...
Holiday Greetings 1987 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: Merry ...
Holiday Greetings 1988 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blu...
I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung ...
If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to fi...
It's Still Billy Joel To Me What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell that they're pretty lame After listenin...
Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion (telephone dialing) Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it,...
Laundry Day You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You'd like to keep 'em clean You take a t...
Leisure Suit Serenade Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans People say I look kinda odd Well, I'm never accepted in the so...
Matter Of Crust Some bread, you can get bargain-priced And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice But you k...
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I've been ...
Nobody Here But Us Frogs Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let's throw another fi...
Pacman (one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where ...
Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there I stop and stare at patterns I don't care, I must declare I've got a fl...
Polkamon Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree Lugia and Caterpie ...
School Cafeteria - Version 1 Is it on? Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others b...
School Cafeteria - Version 2 Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four mill...
Snack All Night I'm never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away Gonna s...
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes you don't Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds don't Almond Joy's g...
Take Me Down Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse...
Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in pro...
Take The "L" Out Of Liver Take the L out of liver And it's iver ...
The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In ...
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left t...
Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) [Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure, Ken! [Ken] Well, forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, ...
We Got The Beef Had ourselves a little barbeque Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too Joe got the Fritos, Ernie go...
White And Nerdy They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just t...
Won't Eat Prunes Again It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we...
Yoda Chant da din din da da din din da na tin tin na da din din da da din din da da din din da na tin tin na d...
You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw u...
You're Pitiful My life is brilliant What, was I too early? Oh, sorry... Should I - do you wanna start over, or... ...
You're Pitiful Chords and Tabs
1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor [parody of "Doctor! Doctor!" by The Thompson Twins] Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, A...
1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 [parody of "Mistake No. 3" by Culture Club] The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot....
1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King [parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger] Burger King! What's the price for fries? I'...
1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat [parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you al...
1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch [parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied...
1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser Fat and weak what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. ain't goin' to fly now. He's just taking...
1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road [parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts] I hear those ice crea...
1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater [parody of "Maneater" by Hall & Oates] Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that pro...
1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up [parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a ...
1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado [parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're...
1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch [parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta ...
1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna [parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack] Goin' to the market now, market now. I'm the city's ...
Alternative Polka Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why...
Baby Likes Burping You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is...
Belvedere Cruising Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I...
Born To Be Mild Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter...
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy...
Chicken Pot Pie When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (Y...
Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Ch...
Constipated A Complicated Song Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for m...
Crampton Comes Alive Well, woke up this morning With a Big Mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where's my Hot Apple Pi...
Dead Car Battery Blues One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin...
Dr. Demento Radio Promo Hi This is "Weird Al" Yankovic and you're listening to the Dr. Demento show ...
Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one...
Fast Food How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fr...
Fatter Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt...
Flatbush Avenue Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some bl...
Free Delivery Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anc...
Gee, I'm A Nerd Gee, I'm a nerd Seen each Star Trek eighty times Memorized each word Home alone On Friday nights Bu...
Gravy On You Well, I think you're obnoxious And I think that you stink I think you're a moron A slob, and a fink ...
Green Eggs And Ham I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am I do not like them here or there I do...
Hit Me With A Rock When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy) And my mother would call my name (When I was just a ...
Holiday Greetings 1987 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: Merry ...
Holiday Greetings 1988 Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blu...
I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement) So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung ...
If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to fi...
It's Still Billy Joel To Me What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell that they're pretty lame After listenin...
Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion (telephone dialing) Just eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it,...
Laundry Day You gotta keep 'em separated You like the latest fashions You'd like to keep 'em clean You take a t...
Leisure Suit Serenade Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans People say I look kinda odd Well, I'm never accepted in the so...
Matter Of Crust Some bread, you can get bargain-priced And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice But you k...
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I've been ...
Nobody Here But Us Frogs Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues From my elbow down to my shoes So let's throw another fi...
Pacman (one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where ...
Polka Patterns Everywhere, I see them there I stop and stare at patterns I don't care, I must declare I've got a fl...
Polkamon Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat Mankey, Chansey and Zubat Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree Lugia and Caterpie ...
School Cafeteria - Version 1 Is it on? Okay 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others b...
School Cafeteria - Version 2 Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four mill...
Snack All Night I'm never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away Gonna s...
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Sometimes you feel like a nut Sometimes you don't Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds don't Almond Joy's g...
Take Me Down Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse...
Take Me To The Liver I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food This is a song about liver, very high in pro...
Take The "L" Out Of Liver Take the L out of liver And it's iver ...
The Backwards Section from Nature Trail To Hell If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In ...
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left t...
Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) [Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure, Ken! [Ken] Well, forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, ...
We Got The Beef Had ourselves a little barbeque Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too Joe got the Fritos, Ernie go...
White And Nerdy They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just t...
Won't Eat Prunes Again It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we...
Yoda Chant da din din da da din din da na tin tin na da din din da da din din da da din din da na tin tin na d...
You Don't Take Your Showers You don't take your showers You don't use Ban Roll On Please don't come near me anymore I'll throw u...
You're Pitiful My life is brilliant What, was I too early? Oh, sorry... Should I - do you wanna start over, or... ...
You're Pitiful Chords and Tabs
